The biggest question in the Universe?

[Headhunter]

How does Pete Davidson get hot chicks?

He literally looks like a carp head placed on a human body. I don't get it!

 

[On Tulsa Time]

We probably don’t want to know the answer.

 

[Been Jammin]

My daughter met him a couple of months ago. Said he is surprisingly quiet and extremely polite/nice.

 

[osu_orangestreak]

I heard he drives a very small car and doesn't own a bunch of guns.

 

[Alpha Woke]

He looks like a question mark with a heroin problem.

 

[fasteddie]

Dude has to have a hawg the size of a toddlers leg.

 

[Been Jammin]

Dude has to have a hawg the size of a toddlers leg.

that's the rumor

 

[SquatchinPoke]

I heard it whistles.

 

[Been Jammin]

 

[Adman513]

This guy has banged:




Now, the personalities of these gals can certainly be called into question, but...yeah. He must be packin'.

 

[SquinkY5786]

he singles out the dumb ones

 

[FMPoke]

that's the rumor

He actually says that isn't true. That rumor came from Ariana Grande after they broke up when she was asked why she dated him. Per Pete "She an evil genius. The problem is its average at best. Now thanks to my her every girl I'm with for the rest of my life is in for a disappointment." If true I have to agree cold blooded pure genius on her part.

 

[SquatchinPoke]

If they laughing their eyes are closed so the funnier the guy then the uglier, he can be. Just keep them women laughing.