I understand English. What part of "A WELL REGULATED militia, being necessary to the security of a free state..." is so hard to understand??
I've resisted the urge to enter your brainless conversation, but now I can't. I think you actually like embarrassing yourself so I'm here to oblige.
Maybe you should do some reading of the time period in which the Constitution was written. There is a ton of information regarding the debates that took place, the opinions and thoughts of the Framers, and of the people.
Plenty of material out there, especially with this thing called the internet, to demonstrate that "well regulated" meant well trained, not regulated by a bunch of rules. I know liberals like a lot of rules for everything. The Framers did not think like liberals though. The entire premise of the Bill of Rights was to tell the newly formed government what it COULD NOT do. Every amendment in the Bill of Rights was specifically written to protect the people from tyranny like they just fought to be free from. This shouldn't be rocket science.
Militia referred to the people capable of bearing arms. Plenty of documentation out there about the thoughts on a standing army back in the day. The idea wasn't at all popular. In fact, the provision for a standing army in the Constitution is what specifically led to the writing of the Second Amendment as a check to the standing army. The militia was deemed to mean "the whole of the people" in numerous historical documents, not the modern day connotation. The Founders also knew that the only way the US could adequately defend itself from foreign invaders along the expanse of the coastline was to have armed citizens who could immediately respond to defend.
Arms meant personal weapons, including firearms, knives, swords, axes, etc. Cannons were excluded because they were referred to as ordinance. That hasn't changed today. Arms still refers to personal weapons. Small arms is the contemporary term. Small meaning individually operated as opposed to "light weapons" which refers to a squad operated weapon.
To keep simply meant private ownership. To bear meant to use in defense. Pretty simple reading.
When you put that together, you see that the Founders intended to protect the right of the people to own arms (as defined above) to defend themselves against foreign and domestic threats. The expectation of the times was that the people would gain and maintain proficiency in the use of their arms so they could effectively defend themselves and country, hence the use of "well regulated."
So if you were to modernize the Second Amendment using the actual meaning of the wording used at the time, it would likely read "A well trained populace, being necessary to the security of a free country, the right of the people to privately own and use small arms and personal weaponry for self defense, shall not be infringed."
Pretty simple shit if you don't have your head up your ass with some stupid agenda. Educate yourself syskatine. It would serve you well.