Why is Antifa forbidden from swimming in the ocean?
They can't get the smell out of the tuna.
They can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Joke time...
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I just replaced Arab with Antifa.
Otherwise the quote was verbatim.
I had to cute it up for public consumption.
The loyal listeners watching that daytime TV sitting on their sofa are like, "Yeah, that's really awesome."
Most people I have known that retired died a few months afterward. And others that I know or knew got a part time job because they were bored to death.
And that’s their choice. We must all take responsibility for our own situations.
Schumer sees Melania at a WH dinner. "Madame First Lady, may I bite your beautiful breasts for $1000?" Melania says, "OK, but not tell Beef." So they go to a secluded corner, he sits her in his lap, motorboats her, fingers her, generally molests her and eventually Fwhlotus asks, "You bite now?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Why should the graves of lunatic lefties be 20 feet deep?
Because deep down, they are really good people.
Because deep down, they are really good people.
One that I came up with a while back when I let out some methane.
"Well I be damned! Call me Vladimir cause I be Putin."
"Well I be damned! Call me Vladimir cause I be Putin."
What happens when Cory Booker takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
He gets taller.
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