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Joke time...

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Schumer sees Melania at a WH dinner. "Madame First Lady, may I bite your beautiful breasts for $1000?" Melania says, "OK, but not tell Beef." So they go to a secluded corner, he sits her in his lap, motorboats her, fingers her, generally molests her and eventually Fwhlotus asks, "You bite now?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
 
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