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  1. Soonersincefitty

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    Why is Antifa forbidden from swimming in the ocean?

    They can't get the smell out of the tuna.
     
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    What word are we missing here ? rid themselves of ?
     
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    He probably doesn't remember. :cool:
     
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    What happens after midnight was... yesterday !
     
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    I just replaced Arab with Antifa.
    Otherwise the quote was verbatim.
    I had to cute it up for public consumption.
     
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    The loyal listeners watching that daytime TV sitting on their sofa are like, "Yeah, that's really awesome."
     
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    Most people I have known that retired died a few months afterward. And others that I know or knew got a part time job because they were bored to death.
     
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    That’s because they decided their work was their meaning.
     
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    For some thats all they have.
     
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    And that’s their choice. We must all take responsibility for our own situations.
     
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    Schumer sees Melania at a WH dinner. "Madame First Lady, may I bite your beautiful breasts for $1000?" Melania says, "OK, but not tell Beef." So they go to a secluded corner, he sits her in his lap, motorboats her, fingers her, generally molests her and eventually Fwhlotus asks, "You bite now?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
     
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    Why should the graves of lunatic lefties be 20 feet deep?
    Because deep down, they are really good people.
     
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    One that I came up with a while back when I let out some methane.
    "Well I be damned! Call me Vladimir cause I be Putin."

     
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    What happens when Cory Booker takes Viagra?

    He gets taller.
     
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    fify.
     
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