Guns of Frank Eaton?

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

It's looking increasingly likely that I won't have you to kick around for a while. That's fine - your looming exile will serve as (another - ask Poke 2001 about it) living example of shitty conservative judgment for the next two years. I still want you to weigh in on some topics I'll be frequenting for the next few months - some of my pending agenda items, if you will. Head, Dong and Imp can use these parting thoughts of yours like scripture during your sojourn in the wilderness. You'll be gone, of course, but I still want your voice represented because I'm liberal and I'll consider raising your opinions in abstentia for group consideration while moderating the upcoming learning sessions for Brad, Glove, Mega, et al.

1. Is this where you think your conservative ideology should be? Look at it.

2. Why isn't that the predictable consequence of an ideology defined as:
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvədiv/
adjective

1. 1.
   holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.
   synonyms: traditionalist, traditional, conventional, orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,hidebound, unadventurous, set in one's ways; More
   • noun

1. 1.
   a person who is averse to change and holds to traditional values and attitudes, typically in relation to politics

3. Am I missing something or is it finally blowing apart? Big $/Greedheads, those that love the Lord, and The Great Unwashed simply are revolting against each other from the looks of things.

4. What will happen to conservatism now? What does it look like in two years? Have they learned anything? Or, like communism, can we finally just consider it a disproven ideology?

5. I goaded you into this bet. You, like Trump, could not resist and made a foolish post and proposition and now your fellow conservatives will have to explain that away and read my gloating for two years. Don't you think you owe them an apology?

 

[long-duc-dong]

 

[HighStickHarry]

5. You were going to act like a loud mouth idiot regardless of who won. No need for guns to apologize for your poor personality.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

5. You were going to act like a loud mouth idiot regardless of who won. No need for guns to apologize for your poor personality.

See? Your only contribution and it's wrong. If Trump wins I'm banished for two years. There's no acting like anything - I'm gone.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

Kind of wanna to use your words, but easier to post memes and pout?

 

[HighStickHarry]

Oh yeah

Well You still suck

 

[GunsOfFrankEaton]

It's looking increasingly likely that I won't have you to kick around for a while. That's fine - your looming exile will serve as (another - ask Poke 2001 about it) living example of shitty conservative judgment for the next two years. I still want you to weigh in on some topics I'll be frequenting for the next few months - some of my pending agenda items, if you will. Head, Dong and Imp can use these parting thoughts of yours like scripture during your sojourn in the wilderness. You'll be gone, of course, but I still want your voice represented because I'm liberal and I'll consider raising your opinions in abstentia for group consideration while moderating the upcoming learning sessions for Brad, Glove, Mega, et al.

1. Is this where you think your conservative ideology should be? Look at it.

2. Why isn't that the predictable consequence of an ideology defined as:
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvədiv/
adjective

1. 1.
   holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.
   synonyms: traditionalist, traditional, conventional, orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,hidebound, unadventurous, set in one's ways; More
   • noun

1. 1.
   a person who is averse to change and holds to traditional values and attitudes, typically in relation to politics

3. Am I missing something or is it finally blowing apart? Big $/Greedheads, those that love the Lord, and The Great Unwashed simply are revolting against each other from the looks of things.

4. What will happen to conservatism now? What does it look like in two years? Have they learned anything? Or, like communism, can we finally just consider it a disproven ideology?

5. I goaded you into this bet. You, like Trump, could not resist and made a foolish post and proposition and now your fellow conservatives will have to explain that away and read my gloating for two years. Don't you think you owe them an apology?

It's looking increasingly likely that I won't have you to kick around for a while. That's fine - your looming exile will serve as (another - ask Poke 2001 about it) living example of shitty conservative judgment for the next two years. I still want you to weigh in on some topics I'll be frequenting for the next few months - some of my pending agenda items, if you will. Head, Dong and Imp can use these parting thoughts of yours like scripture during your sojourn in the wilderness. You'll be gone, of course, but I still want your voice represented because I'm liberal and I'll consider raising your opinions in abstentia for group consideration while moderating the upcoming learning sessions for Brad, Glove, Mega, et al.

1. Is this where you think your conservative ideology should be? Look at it.

2. Why isn't that the predictable consequence of an ideology defined as:
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvədiv/
adjective

1. 1.
   holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.
   synonyms: traditionalist, traditional, conventional, orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,hidebound, unadventurous, set in one's ways; More
   • noun

1. 1.
   a person who is averse to change and holds to traditional values and attitudes, typically in relation to politics

3. Am I missing something or is it finally blowing apart? Big $/Greedheads, those that love the Lord, and The Great Unwashed simply are revolting against each other from the looks of things.

4. What will happen to conservatism now? What does it look like in two years? Have they learned anything? Or, like communism, can we finally just consider it a disproven ideology?

5. I goaded you into this bet. You, like Trump, could not resist and made a foolish post and proposition and now your fellow conservatives will have to explain that away and read my gloating for two years. Don't you think you owe them an apology?

You're working real hard on a Friday night to convince someone of something, and maybe that someone is you. Sorry, but I'm quite comfortable with the state of affairs and I don't feel compelled to engage in similar efforts. And pardon me if I don't write a War and Peace-length term paper to help make you feel any less anxious.

 

[Medic007]

It's looking increasingly likely that I won't have you to kick around for a while. That's fine - your looming exile will serve as (another - ask Poke 2001 about it) living example of shitty conservative judgment for the next two years. I still want you to weigh in on some topics I'll be frequenting for the next few months - some of my pending agenda items, if you will. Head, Dong and Imp can use these parting thoughts of yours like scripture during your sojourn in the wilderness. You'll be gone, of course, but I still want your voice represented because I'm liberal and I'll consider raising your opinions in abstentia for group consideration while moderating the upcoming learning sessions for Brad, Glove, Mega, et al.

1. Is this where you think your conservative ideology should be? Look at it.

2. Why isn't that the predictable consequence of an ideology defined as:
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvədiv/
adjective

1. 1.
   holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.
   synonyms: traditionalist, traditional, conventional, orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,hidebound, unadventurous, set in one's ways; More
   • noun

1. 1.
   a person who is averse to change and holds to traditional values and attitudes, typically in relation to politics

3. Am I missing something or is it finally blowing apart? Big $/Greedheads, those that love the Lord, and The Great Unwashed simply are revolting against each other from the looks of things.

4. What will happen to conservatism now? What does it look like in two years? Have they learned anything? Or, like communism, can we finally just consider it a disproven ideology?

5. I goaded you into this bet. You, like Trump, could not resist and made a foolish post and proposition and now your fellow conservatives will have to explain that away and read my gloating for two years. Don't you think you owe them an apology?

If this precelebration ends up biting you in the ass, I'm going to make this entire post, or at least #5, my board signature forever just because it will be that funny.

I've got zero skin in this strange board bet but I've seen these things go exactly the opposite of the intended plan.

 

[long-duc-dong]

Kind of wanna to use your words, but easier to post memes and pout?

Oh man.........Burn!

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

Sorry, but I'm quite comfortable with the state of affairs

LOL Got em' where you want them now? It's all part of the plan?

 

[squeak]

It's looking increasingly likely that I won't have you to kick around for a while. That's fine - your looming exile will serve as (another - ask Poke 2001 about it) living example of shitty conservative judgment for the next two years. I still want you to weigh in on some topics I'll be frequenting for the next few months - some of my pending agenda items, if you will. Head, Dong and Imp can use these parting thoughts of yours like scripture during your sojourn in the wilderness. You'll be gone, of course, but I still want your voice represented because I'm liberal and I'll consider raising your opinions in abstentia for group consideration while moderating the upcoming learning sessions for Brad, Glove, Mega, et al.

1. Is this where you think your conservative ideology should be? Look at it.

2. Why isn't that the predictable consequence of an ideology defined as:
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvədiv/
adjective

1. 1.
   holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.
   synonyms: traditionalist, traditional, conventional, orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,hidebound, unadventurous, set in one's ways; More
   • noun

1. 1.
   a person who is averse to change and holds to traditional values and attitudes, typically in relation to politics

3. Am I missing something or is it finally blowing apart? Big $/Greedheads, those that love the Lord, and The Great Unwashed simply are revolting against each other from the looks of things.

4. What will happen to conservatism now? What does it look like in two years? Have they learned anything? Or, like communism, can we finally just consider it a disproven ideology?

5. I goaded you into this bet. You, like Trump, could not resist and made a foolish post and proposition and now your fellow conservatives will have to explain that away and read my gloating for two years. Don't you think you owe them an apology?

You left out an Oxford comma.

 

[SoonerRedYukon101]

This aged well, too.

 

[Medic007]

See? Your only contribution and it's wrong. If Trump wins I'm banished for two years. There's no acting like anything - I'm gone.

LO effing L. The lot lizard sure talked a big game. "All mouth, no teeth" is what his trucker customers say about him.

 

[DildoShwaggins]

Who is this OP?

 

[Medic007]

Who is this OP?

syskatine, before he rage quit and came back.

 

[HighStickHarry]

Who is this OP?

Picture Barney fife with a traumatic sexual encounter with a republican law maker in his late teens.

 

[DildoShwaggins]

syskatine, before he rage quit and came back.

But why the anon name? Can we explore this a bit? I must know what broke him.

 

[Medic007]

But why the anon name? Can we explore this a bit? I must know what broke him.

Alpha Poke became a moderator on OStateIllustrated, of what actual board I have no idea. syskatine went into full panic mode and quit rivals via the contact the company and have your account deleted route. The remnants of his post now are under the "anon" tag assigned by rivals.

So, Alpha Poke gets the credit for breaking him/her/zer, but he/she/zhe was a shell of its former self because of Trump and his supporters here.

 

[SoonerRedYukon101]

MAGA!!!

 

[DildoShwaggins]

Holy Hell. This thread just gets funnier with age.

 

[CBradSmith]

IFL...again

 

[CBradSmith]

This anon character is getting all my likes for his sharp wit and verbose style.

 

[JimmyBob]

This anon character is getting all my likes for his sharp wit and verbose style.

Gawd, just think of the movie possibilities if Marilyn Chambers was still alive!

 

[OUSOONER67]

I enjoy reading syssieanon's old posts during his Puberty yrs. 🤣🤣🤣