Dave, Dave, Dave, stay on point. Nowhere in the article is socialism mentioned (although socialism definitely sucks, you’re right about that). The subject is teaching 6 year olds about masturbation, a talent that can only be learned at school. These parents that are upset are obviously substandard and ought to have their children taken from them. These poor abused children need to be placed in a safe and comfortable environment like a publicly funded children’s’ home where they will be taught the joys of masturbation in a group setting. Stay on point, Dave!
Those of us who have experienced the “White privilege” epiphany have a duty to enforce our knowledge on the rest of the yokels that live in the hinterland. Come on, Dave! I’m agreeing with you and defending you against these jackasses! Give me a “Like!”