Trump trying to acquire Greenland

[wyomingosualum]

This is all part of the plan to restart Project Infinite Walrus to counter Russia’s moves to seize control in the Arctic.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, Bill Dauterive is gibbering incoherently.

eeeeYep.

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

Or, that Sheryl Crow only uses one sheet of toilet paper to wipe her butt.

"I remember landing in Bosnia under heavy sniper fire."

With Sheryl Crow, Sinbad the comedian and a gaggle of reporters the smartest woman in the world made this false declaration in a speech in 2008.

"I did not have sex with that woman."

With only two witnesses, it's reasonable to believe witness two would not come forward.

Bill O'Reilly told Chris Salsado of WBAP-AM in Cow Town, "Bill is smart, Hillary is stupid."

 

[tlwwake]

 

[AC_Exotic]

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That's a shame. I was looking forward to playing a midnight round of golf at the Trump National GC of Greenland.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

It used to actually be fun before the sooner incels came along.

Are you sure we're not Russiabots too?

 

[Syskatine]

Are you sure we're not Russiabots too?

Russiabots typically are more based in reality.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Russiabots typically are more based in reality.

Right. You wouldn't know reality if it walked up and kicked you where your nuts are supposed to be.