So now your organized pantry is racist

[soonerinlOUisiana]

This is why I just throw shit in the cabinet with no real organization. If I can’t find something, I just go buy another.

Organized Pantries Are Racist Now

BREAKING NEWS: everything is racist including pantry organization and basic tidiness. Here we go again. I'm Tomi Lahren, more next. Haven't you heard, if your pantry is well-organized you might be a racist, classist, misogynist! Yes, according to a Loyola University pro

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[2012Bearcat]

All of our friends laugh at me. My beer fridge has all the cans/bottle lines up in rows with all the labels facing the same direction. I never realized I did that until they pointed it out. When they come over and get into the fridge they move all the cans/bottles around, drives me nuts. I always thought it was a touch of OCD only to find out now it's because I'm a racist.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

it's because I'm a racist.

You're a flaming racist with major OCD, and possibly an alcoholic to boot.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

All of our friends laugh at me. My beer fridge has all the cans/bottle lines up in rows with all the labels facing the same direction. I never realized I did that until they pointed it out. When they come over and get into the fridge they move all the cans/bottles around, drives me nuts. I always thought it was a touch of OCD only to find out now it's because I'm a racist.

My favorite bar does the same with their bottle and can beer. I’m guessing BLaMtifa will be protesting soon. That should be a hoot.

 

[davidallen]

This is why I just throw shit in the cabinet with no real organization. If I can’t find something, I just go buy another.

Organized Pantries Are Racist Now

BREAKING NEWS: everything is racist including pantry organization and basic tidiness. Here we go again. I'm Tomi Lahren, more next. Haven't you heard, if your pantry is well-organized you might be a racist, classist, misogynist! Yes, according to a Loyola University pro

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I fed some of your posts into a generative AI system and this is what the machine overlords think you look like:

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

I fed some of your posts into a generative AI system and this is what the machine overlords think you look like:

(crickets chirping)

 

[Headhunter]

All of our friends laugh at me. My beer fridge has all the cans/bottle lines up in rows with all the labels facing the same direction. I never realized I did that until they pointed it out. When they come over and get into the fridge they move all the cans/bottles around, drives me nuts. I always thought it was a touch of OCD only to find out now it's because I'm a racist.

Who would organize a beer fridge any other way?

 

[OUSOONER67]

I have my food organized by which pronouns they prefer to be called.
Thought I might as well before libs start demanding it. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[2012Bearcat]

I have my food organized by which pronouns they prefer to be called.
Thought I might as well before libs start demanding it. 🤣🤣🤣

That's still racists but if you send a $1000 donation to BLM they might give you a pass.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

I have my food organized by which pronouns they prefer to be called.
Thought I might as well before libs start demanding it. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm a homophobe. 👍

 

[JimmyBob]

Damn, I've got our "vintage" egg nog kinda sorta organized by year in the garage frig - at least those bottles that I put a year # on.

 

[AC2020]

I fed some of your posts into a generative AI system and this is what the machine overlords think you look like:

Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

I'm not the full blown racist like most of you. I'm 5/8 racist. I'm 1/8 lazy. I'm 1/4 house boy, token, "white boy", traitor and Uncle Tom. Guess who taught me at a very early age. Those of you with an IQ above the mean number of 98 guessed it.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

I'm not the full blown racist like most of you. I'm 5/8 racist. I'm 1/8 lazy. I'm 1/4 house boy, token, "white boy", traitor and Uncle Tom. Guess who taught me at a very early age. Those of you with an IQ above the mean number of 98 guessed it.

Brother, the way you humiliate most of these fools is appreciated. 👍

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

Brother, the way you humiliate most of these fools is appreciated. 👍

There's only a handful of racists here. The majority knows who they are. Criticizing failing Obama policies doesn't mean one is a white supremacist or racist. Embarrassing a race by an idiotic appointment to press secretary is racist.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

There's only a handful of racists here. The majority knows who they are. Criticizing failing Obama policies doesn't mean one is a white supremacist or racist. Embarrassing a race by an idiotic appointment to press secretary is racist.

And no one does any better than sleepy. My man. 👍

 

[davidallen]

Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!

You are breaking the algorithm but I have people on it...

 

[HighStickHarry]

Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!

 

[davidallen]

Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!

Here it is - I prefer the top left...

 

[davidallen]

Here is yours - this is kinda fun....

The top right one - where you are wearing pearls - that is my favorite.

 

[davidallen]

@Alpha Woke - not sure it caught your essence but here is the output...

 

[davidallen]

And for the finale of the day - I present @SquatchinPoke -

Those are some ****ed up chickens JV.

 

[SquatchinPoke]

And for the finale of the day - I present @SquatchinPoke -

Those are some ****ed up chickens JV.

I breed them with emu's

 

[AC2020]

Here it is - I prefer the top left...

😂

Masterpiece!

Now get them to do one of you!

When I get back to my office next week, I'm making this my sig pic!

 

[Alpha Woke]

@Alpha Woke - not sure it caught your essence but here is the output...

I guess it’s only fair I do you.

Uncanny.

 

[iasooner2000]

Davina in her prime

 

[davidallen]

😂

Masterpiece!

Now get them to do one of you!

When I get back to my office next week, I'm making this my sig pic!

I see a resemblance, though that last one is pretty weird...

 

[davidallen]

I guess it’s only fair I do you.

Uncanny.

Janet resembles my long past grandmother, which is probably why I strongly tend to jump to her defense most days.

 

[AC2020]

Done and done!

New avatar as well! Thanks @davidallen !

 

[SquatchinPoke]

And for the finale of the day - I present @SquatchinPoke -

Those are some ****ed up chickens JV.

Top right my fav by the way. Almost had a garage chicken get in the house. Ole Eggbert is such a hoot.

 

[Alpha Woke]

I see a resemblance, though that last one is pretty weird...

Mine looks like you sat for it.