ADVERTISEMENT

From wiser libs than our own

450$ an hour for expert witness testimony
You need to have a minimum time agreement or he'll try to pay you for only the 8 minutes of time you actually spoke out of the 4 hours you had to be there. He's not known as shysterkine for nithing.
 
You need to have a minimum time agreement or he'll try to pay you for only the 8 minutes of time you actually spoke out of the 4 hours you had to be there. He's not known as shysterkine for nithing.

Travel and per diem?
 
You need to have a minimum time agreement or he'll try to pay you for only the 8 minutes of time you actually spoke out of the 4 hours you had to be there. He's not known as shysterkine for nithing.

wth, dude? shhhhhhhhh

Travel and per diem?

I'll provide a medivan, wheelchair to get you in and out, and snack crackers and shasta at all times, plus $7.75 per hour for all time actually spent in the courtroom.
 
You had me up until that fascist minimum wage. I want the average of Seattle and San Fran’s min wage.
I don't know man. That Shasta offer is hard to say no to. Plus, the medivan might have bags of prescription drugs that were accidentally left in it available for your own personal clinical trials.
 
Oh, I can tell. Waiting for a management position, no doubt.

1iSAWMzo_400x400.jpg
 
ADVERTISEMENT

Latest posts

ADVERTISEMENT