From The Babylon Bee

[Ponca Dan]

Needs no introduction.

Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled "Your Body, My Choice."

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[Tulsaaggieson]

The last line got almost made me spit my coffee out.

"Companies will be forced to comply with the mandate until the Supreme Court strikes it down in a few hours."