Election Bet
- Thread starter okcpokefan12
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Maybe @okcpokefan12 is not sure you would pay when you lose
I'm not the little man you're looking for. I'm ready to put 1K on Trump! Are you scared, big man?
Let's do it. Straight up bet @ $1k. Who holds the money? Sys has offered, you good with that? If so I will get a wire out to him ASAP.
Fun stuff. This board is pretty entertaining as is most of the time, but this sort of thing really livens things up. Good job, boys!
There is a lot of that in these parts. What the hell happened to Okie honor?
@okcpokefan12 can sure shit post though. A lot of anger powering those tiny hands.
Straight up is good. I am in Tulsa, so someone local like @windriverrange or @MegaPoke is better for me if they wouldn't mind.
Boys (@MegaPoke @windriverrange ) either you interested in helping separate a fool from their money? Times like this we miss the Catoosa Mafia....
We will ALL see who the fool is!
Since this bet doesn't involve that psychopath that was originally part of this thread, I will volunteer to hold the money with nothing short of complete agreement, honor, and respect of the terms, even if amended.
I have access to the latest money exchanges like PayPal (sigh), Venmo, and Cash App to make this easy. My personal information will be distributed to any serious bet applicants upon request.
Thank you Medic007 for volunteering! I don't have a paypal or other internet payment account. I would be willing to bring cash or precious metal or 9mm bullets or 12 gauge shotgun shells, whichever Dave prefers, to your location.
@okcpokefan12 - ouch little man. Almost, feel sorry for you. Not really.
Whoever holds the money is the house and should get at least 2% as juice. Fair is fair. 
Whoever holds the money is the house and should get at least 2% as juice. Fair is fair.
Yep I was going to suggest that if Sys got to hold the money so he could finally afford to pay the bet he welched on.
Who in their right mind would trust a lawyer to hold their $?
You are right, Sys would keep the 2 grand and blow it all on Slim Jims and Scratch Off Tickets. 😂😂😂
I know I give sys a lot of shit on here, but this isn’t fair at all. Being a lawyer is way down the list of things that make him morally unfit.
He is voting third party. He is the craziest person here.
It will not move the needle in terms of the election outcome, but I can understand it as a protest vote against both candidates.
Other option is to not vote at all, but obviously he cherishes his right to vote and prefers to exercise it.
Not a chance I plunge myself even deeper into the shit show around here than I already am.
I probably am the craziest person here, but not because I'm voting 3rd party.
You are right that it won't move the needle in terms of the election outcome in Oklahoma, but it's not a "protest vote against both candidates." It's a vote to ensure continued 3rd party ballot access under Oklahoma's fairly restrictive ballot access laws.
That is a VERY low bar you are setting there.
If they are going the 100K each route, and I get 2% of both sides.....I might be convinced.Notice I suggested 2% juice for the house.
I also might not ever be seen again when I take 100% of the juice.
You may be the craziest person in a lot of places, but 24/7 has some legit committable people.
Use the 100K to purchase a zero coupon bond that pays out 100K in December, use the remaining money to purchase YOLO options.If they are going the 100K each route, and I get 2% of both sides.....I might be convinced.
I also might not ever be seen again when I take 100% of the juice.
@okcpokefan12 - you taking notes? Good example of adulting ITT.
Not sure anyone should be but certainly a few could be.
The psychopath
The schizophrenic
The delusional person
The suicidal one
The disassociative one
I've been ready, @davidallen. Since @Medic007 is too busy, I can bring the dough to @HighStickHarry or @GunsOfFrankEaton, both on your preapproval list. When I win....5% tip to the escrow man.....sound fair?
Remember that I have the red team, the big Orange chubby dude, who is loud and likes to wave his arms!
I'm still available. My suggestion to David was for you both to mail me a check made out to the other. Once you guys agree on the winner, I will mail both checks to that person. And I will not accept gratuity.
The other way to settle this is to place bets through Odds Shark or some other onling gaming firm and bet against everyone.
