Another Flynn sentencing delay.

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Exactly

exactly?

@syskatine brought it up - by his own admission 3-4 times. And then you chimed in, even using the same "this guy ****s" joke twice. twice.

I'm just replying to you guys. I in no way am trying to get you to stop jerking it. as i said, that would be cruel. in fact, i would like to help you both get to the starting line of sexual life. try this technique at your next toxic masculinity seminar.

 

[07pilt]

d then you chimed in, even using the same "this guy ****s" joke twice. twice.

Take it as a compliment that you are so virile I had to acknowledge it twice.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Take it as a compliment that you are so virile I had to acknowledge it twice.

well that makes sense. thank you.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

well that makes sense. thank you.

Could you post proud boys' statement that discourages you from it? Has it worked? As your self-pleasure goes down, does the boogie eatin' increase?

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Could you post proud boys' statement that discourages you from it? Has it worked? As your self-pleasure goes down, does the boogie eatin' increase?

as self pleasure goes down, her pleasure goes up. pretty simple math son.

it's just... so weird... that you find my sex life this interesting. but, I am happy to be a role model and give you some advice if it helps you stop chronically flogging the flamingo.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

Why would a dude care so much about whether other dudes masturbate or not?

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

you bragged about asking me 3-4 times about this before diving deeper still into the topic of my lack of masturbation.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

you bragged about asking me 3-4 times about this before diving deeper still into the topic of my lack of masturbation.

So why do they have to tell you to stop? How does it become a problem for you people? I've asked this a half dozen times now and you won't answer. I'm not saying you're a booger eating, wingnut loser that women hate, I'm just trying to figure out why someone has to say, "Okay, enough -- you gotta quit beating off." What happened with you people that it became such a problem? It's a plain question and you keep attacking me instead of just answering it.

 

[Medic007]

Well, why do you care whether HanAholeSolo masturbates or not? He seems to be concerned about only himself. You seem concerned about him too. So, why?

 

[Medic007]

So why do they have to tell you to stop? How does it become a problem for you people? I've asked this a half dozen times now and you won't answer. I'm not saying you're a booger eating, wingnut loser that women hate, I'm just trying to figure out why someone has to say, "Okay, enough -- you gotta quit beating off." What happened with you people that it became such a problem? It's a plain question and you keep attacking me instead of just answering it.

I think most of us can grasp the concept of refraining from masturbation as a personal choice, much like refraining from mounting fat chicks or chicks with armpit hair. The real question is why do you care so much about whether he has chosen to refrain from masturbation? It seems to be very bothersome to you as a concept.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

Well, why do you care whether HanAholeSolo masturbates or not? He seems to be concerned about only himself. You seem concerned about him too. So, why?

I think most of us can grasp the concept of refraining from masturbation as a personal choice, much like refraining from mounting fat chicks or chicks with armpit hair. The real question is why do you care so much about whether he has chosen to refrain from masturbation? It seems to be very bothersome to you as a concept.

I think we see eye to eye on this. It's strange to exercise control or give advice regarding someone's private sex life or in solo's (snicker - could his name be any more perfect?) case, lack of it. I think it's weird AF for a group of men to make beating off an issue and I'm trying to figure out why. I can't imagine such a thing, unless it was getting to be a problem for them. What does that problem look like? Do you think I'm making fun of someone with a problem? If he really has a problem, as opposed to just being a booger eatin' wingnut that can't get laid, let me know and I'll let it go.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

i think i'll leave it to the peanut gallery to decide if I've answered you or not. you obviously are doubling down on your pivot to the idea that the masturbation clause in the proud boy charter is about solving a chronic masturbation problem in a really sad attempt to keep yourself from looking like your position is that you have a problem with the fact that I would rather have sex with my woman than jerk into a sock. its weird, and you are weird. more than a little creepy. and against my better judgement, I'll answer you point by point, so it doesn't continue to escape you.

So why do they have to tell you to stop?

they didn't. PB accepts only the kind of guys that actually have the option (opportunity and realistic chances) to have sex with actual women instead of a date with Palmela Handerson.

The fact that you keep asking shows that you really have a hard time understanding that concept. I guess the point i'm making sys, is that the kind of guy that needs to diddle his skittle isn't the kind of guy we want in our club. you would be rejected before you got in the door for being too dumb and ugly. i don't say that to be hurtful.

How does it become a problem for you people?

you people? racist.

I've asked this a half dozen times now and you won't answer.

yes, your inability to accept my answer and your unquenchable interest in my hawg are obvious and creepy.

I'm just trying to figure out why someone has to say, "Okay, enough -- you gotta quit beating off." What happened with you people that it became such a problem? It's a plain question and you keep attacking me instead of just answering it.

once again - you purposely display a false understanding of the clause. at this point, you are doing that to deflect from the fact that you've painted yourself into the position of: internet weirdo and oddly evangelistic self pleasure enthusiast who is trying to pressure me into doing the five knuckle shuffle instead of taking care of my woman.

with every post, you get weirder.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Well, why do you care whether HanAholeSolo masturbates or not? He seems to be concerned about only himself. You seem concerned about him too. So, why?

in his defense, it's right there in my name if you are the kind of guy looking for masturbation references everywhere (which he is, because... weirdo)

 

[07pilt]

I think we see eye to eye on this. It's strange to exercise control or give advice regarding someone's private sex life or in solo's (snicker - could his name be any more perfect?) case, lack of it. I think it's weird AF for a group of men to make beating off an issue and I'm trying to figure out why. I can't imagine such a thing, unless it was getting to be a problem for them. What does that problem look like? Do you think I'm making fun of someone with a problem? If he really has a problem, as opposed to just being a booger eatin' wingnut that can't get laid, let me know and I'll let it go.

If only this support group existed in 2014, we could have avoided the Elliot Rodger tragedy.

 

[Medic007]

I think we see eye to eye on this. It's strange to exercise control or give advice regarding someone's private sex life or in solo's (snicker - could his name be any more perfect?) case, lack of it. I think it's weird AF for a group of men to make beating off an issue and I'm trying to figure out why. I can't imagine such a thing, unless it was getting to be a problem for them. What does that problem look like? Do you think I'm making fun of someone with a problem? If he really has a problem, as opposed to just being a booger eatin' wingnut that can't get laid, let me know and I'll let it go.

I give zero shits whether someone masturbates or not. You obviously give some shits since you are the one desperately trying to discuss the topic, repeatedly. Therefore, no, we don't see eye to eye on this.

So, why exactly do you care?

 

[07pilt]

I give zero shits whether someone masturbates or not. You obviously give some shits since you are the one desperately trying to discuss the topic, repeatedly. Therefore, no, we don't see eye to eye on this.

So, why exactly do you care?

Kind of tired of everyone talking past each other. There is a social club that does give a shit about masturbating. Syskatine is miffed by the existence of a social club that gives a shit about masturbating. HanSolo, a member of said social club, says that actually the club doesn't give a shit about masturbating, except to the extent that they only allow people in that get laid so often that there is no need for masturbating.

 

[Medic007]

Kind of tired of everyone talking past each other. There is a social club that does give a shit about masturbating. Syskatine is miffed by the existence of a social club that gives a shit about masturbating. HanSolo, a member of said social club, says that actually the club doesn't give a shit about masturbating, except to the extent that they only allow people in that get laid so often that there is no need for masturbating.

Why is syskatine miffed by the existence of a social club that gives a shit about masturbating? That's my question. I thought that was fairly obvious. Are there other requirements of social clubs that he's also miffed about, or just masturbation?

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Kind of tired of everyone talking past each other. There is a social club that does give a shit about masturbating. Syskatine is miffed by the existence of a social club that gives a shit about masturbating. HanSolo, a member of said social club, says that actually the club doesn't give a shit about masturbating, except to the extent that they only allow people in that get laid so often that there is no need for masturbating.

pretty close. proud boys is a western chauvinist fraternal organization, like an elks lodge or something for the modern era. it celebrates what many now refer to as toxic masculinity and western culture - not defined racially. we are unapologetic western supremacists, and part of that ideology means respecting women and avoiding things that debase them (like porn) - at the same time being free to personally and hedonistically satisfy them without the moral hangups of social conservatism.

frankly, i always assumed the masturbation clause was a tongue in cheek inside joke specifically designed to create entertaining exchanges like the one in this thread. Given that Gavin McInnes is the founder of the club, that seems a safe assumption.

 

[07pilt]

pretty close. proud boys is a western chauvinist fraternal organization, like an elks lodge or something for the modern era. it celebrates what many now refer to as toxic masculinity and western culture - not defined racially. we are unapologetic western supremacists, and part of that ideology means respecting women and avoiding things that debase them (like porn) - at the same time being free to personally and hedonistically satisfy them without the moral hangups of social conservatism.

frankly, i always assumed the masturbation clause was a tongue in cheek inside joke specifically designed to create entertaining exchanges like the one in this thread. Given that Gavin McInnes is the founder of the club, that seems a safe assumption.

Whats your favorite part of Western Culture?

 

[Medic007]

Syskatine is miffed by the existence of a social club that gives a shit about masturbating.

Upon further thought about this point you made, I'm going to assume syskatine is going to lose his shit on Islam. Not only is masturbation forbidden, you can get punished for it.

210 – Rule: Masturbation is haram and one must refrain from it. ABGKLMST

If someone intentionally breaks his fast in the Month of Ramazan by masturbation then he must give the combined kaffarahs. AGK

According to Ihtiyat (Wajib), the combined kaffarah must be given. BT

According to Ihtiyat Mustahab, the combined kaffarah should be given. S

Note: Masturbation means that a one performs any action which leads to the discharge of semen.

211 – Question: I am a youth and when I think about arousing scenes, semen is discharged from me. Does this action (only thinking about this) with the aim of having semen discharged fall into the category of masturbation?

Answer: If it is performed intentionally with the aim or desire of having semen discharged, and one knows that by having such thoughts, semen will come out, then one must refrain from this. AGK

212 – Rule: It is not allowed to make or prepare anything for the purpose of a forbidden sexual act. ABGKLMST

213 – Question: What is the ruling on the one who masturbates? Does this action necessitate a Ghusl?

Answer: This action is haram, and if one has certainty that semen has been discharged, then one must perform a Ghusl. ABGKLMST

214 – Question: What should one do to control one’s sexual desires, and in the situation (where one can not control his sexual desires), is masturbation allowed or not?

Answer: Certain things that one can perform include: fasting, not eating too much food, refraining from eating certain foods that increase the sexual desire, and having those that lower the sexual passion. Masturbation however, in every instance is haram; and the best way to make sure that the sexual desires are not the reason for committing a haram act is permanent or temporary marriage, which (also) has a lot of reward in it. G

215 – Question: Is it allowed to think about or imagine arousing scenes that make a person become sexually excited?

Answer: One must try to keep away from these kinds of thoughts, by occupying oneself with work or other thoughts. G

Answer: Thinking about such things in itself is not a problem. T

216 – Question: In your Risalah (book of Islamic rulings) it states that masturbation is religiously forbidden, however, please explain what Islam’s view is on the person who has masturbated?

Answer: It is wajib for the one who has masturbated to ask for forgiveness (from Allah), but before one asks for forgiveness, the Islamic punishment for committing masturbation must be handed out in the case that it is proven to the Islamic Judge that a haram act had been performed. GL

https://www.al-islam.org/code-ethic...sayyid-masud-masumi/rules-related-socializing

 

[07pilt]

Upon further thought about this point you made, I'm going to assume syskatine is going to lose his shit on Islam. Not only is masturbation forbidden, you can get punished for it.

210 – Rule: Masturbation is haram and one must refrain from it. ABGKLMST

If someone intentionally breaks his fast in the Month of Ramazan by masturbation then he must give the combined kaffarahs. AGK

According to Ihtiyat (Wajib), the combined kaffarah must be given. BT

According to Ihtiyat Mustahab, the combined kaffarah should be given. S

Note: Masturbation means that a one performs any action which leads to the discharge of semen.

211 – Question: I am a youth and when I think about arousing scenes, semen is discharged from me. Does this action (only thinking about this) with the aim of having semen discharged fall into the category of masturbation?

Answer: If it is performed intentionally with the aim or desire of having semen discharged, and one knows that by having such thoughts, semen will come out, then one must refrain from this. AGK

212 – Rule: It is not allowed to make or prepare anything for the purpose of a forbidden sexual act. ABGKLMST

213 – Question: What is the ruling on the one who masturbates? Does this action necessitate a Ghusl?

Answer: This action is haram, and if one has certainty that semen has been discharged, then one must perform a Ghusl. ABGKLMST

214 – Question: What should one do to control one’s sexual desires, and in the situation (where one can not control his sexual desires), is masturbation allowed or not?

Answer: Certain things that one can perform include: fasting, not eating too much food, refraining from eating certain foods that increase the sexual desire, and having those that lower the sexual passion. Masturbation however, in every instance is haram; and the best way to make sure that the sexual desires are not the reason for committing a haram act is permanent or temporary marriage, which (also) has a lot of reward in it. G

215 – Question: Is it allowed to think about or imagine arousing scenes that make a person become sexually excited?

Answer: One must try to keep away from these kinds of thoughts, by occupying oneself with work or other thoughts. G

Answer: Thinking about such things in itself is not a problem. T

216 – Question: In your Risalah (book of Islamic rulings) it states that masturbation is religiously forbidden, however, please explain what Islam’s view is on the person who has masturbated?

Answer: It is wajib for the one who has masturbated to ask for forgiveness (from Allah), but before one asks for forgiveness, the Islamic punishment for committing masturbation must be handed out in the case that it is proven to the Islamic Judge that a haram act had been performed. GL

https://www.al-islam.org/code-ethic...sayyid-masud-masumi/rules-related-socializing

Religions have rules about sexual morality? Damn, this changes everything.

 

[Medic007]

Religions have rules about sexual morality? Damn, this changes everything.

That's what I'm saying. Not only does one social club have rules about it, an entire religion and political system does as well.

He's gonna lose his shit. I probably shouldn't have posted that.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Whats your favorite part of Western Culture?

beer and titties. whats yours?

 

[CBradSmith]

Has this thread rooted in on a fundamental difference in "left" vs "right" men?

Left men seem confused by the possibility that such a thing as excessive masturbation is even a possibility.

Right men seem confused that Left men don't grasp that possibility.

Points to an inherent difference in MaleBiologicalQuality, patent pending.

 

[HighStickHarry]

My stomach hurts from laughing at this thread

 

[07pilt]

beer and titties. whats yours?

More of a wine and ass man myself

 

[07pilt]

Left men seem confused by the possibility that such a thing as excessive masturbation is even a possibility.

Just a little puzzled that adults need to be told not to masturbate excessively (which apparently was just a misunderstanding and the proud boys don't actually deal with this issue).

 

[HighStickHarry]

More of a wine and ass man myself

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

proud boys is a western chauvinist fraternal organization, like an elks lodge or something for the modern era.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I've never heard of an elks lodge telling its members they need to chase more pussy and stop jacking off.

it celebrates what many now refer to as toxic masculinity and western culture

This is what I thought. You and PB's are just a twist on incel dorks from 4chan. And a shout out to Pilt for the Elliot Rodger reference -- 5 minutes of research nails exactly what we're dealing with. If you're dealing with a bunch of angry, incel types you have to take their pacifier away, and then they'll be more motivated to engage women.

Hey Solo (snicker) -- if you have to work on becoming toxically masculine... you're probably a pussy. This country is in deep trouble when men are so insecure they have to form groups to "celebrate toxic masculinity."

Upon further thought about this point you made, I'm going to assume syskatine is going to lose his shit on Islam. Not only is masturbation forbidden, you can get punished for it.

210 – Rule: Masturbation is haram and one must refrain from it. ABGKLMST

If someone intentionally breaks his fast in the Month of Ramazan by masturbation then he must give the combined kaffarahs. AGK

According to Ihtiyat (Wajib), the combined kaffarah must be given. BT

According to Ihtiyat Mustahab, the combined kaffarah should be given. S

Note: Masturbation means that a one performs any action which leads to the discharge of semen.

211 – Question: I am a youth and when I think about arousing scenes, semen is discharged from me. Does this action (only thinking about this) with the aim of having semen discharged fall into the category of masturbation?

Answer: If it is performed intentionally with the aim or desire of having semen discharged, and one knows that by having such thoughts, semen will come out, then one must refrain from this. AGK

212 – Rule: It is not allowed to make or prepare anything for the purpose of a forbidden sexual act. ABGKLMST

213 – Question: What is the ruling on the one who masturbates? Does this action necessitate a Ghusl?

Answer: This action is haram, and if one has certainty that semen has been discharged, then one must perform a Ghusl. ABGKLMST

214 – Question: What should one do to control one’s sexual desires, and in the situation (where one can not control his sexual desires), is masturbation allowed or not?

Answer: Certain things that one can perform include: fasting, not eating too much food, refraining from eating certain foods that increase the sexual desire, and having those that lower the sexual passion. Masturbation however, in every instance is haram; and the best way to make sure that the sexual desires are not the reason for committing a haram act is permanent or temporary marriage, which (also) has a lot of reward in it. G

215 – Question: Is it allowed to think about or imagine arousing scenes that make a person become sexually excited?

Answer: One must try to keep away from these kinds of thoughts, by occupying oneself with work or other thoughts. G

Answer: Thinking about such things in itself is not a problem. T

216 – Question: In your Risalah (book of Islamic rulings) it states that masturbation is religiously forbidden, however, please explain what Islam’s view is on the person who has masturbated?

Answer: It is wajib for the one who has masturbated to ask for forgiveness (from Allah), but before one asks for forgiveness, the Islamic punishment for committing masturbation must be handed out in the case that it is proven to the Islamic Judge that a haram act had been performed. GL

https://www.al-islam.org/code-ethic...sayyid-masud-masumi/rules-related-socializing

Does this mean I have to give up gyros?

Edit: How do you celebrate toxic masculinity? Belch? Build treehouses where girls can't come? Get matching tattoos? Sit in a circle and exchange masculine compliments? Don't hide your light under a bushel - let it shine. Share this with us.

 

[Medic007]

Does this mean I have to give up gyros

Hell if I know. Are you Muslim? If so, the website I linked probably has the answer.

Edit: How do you celebrate toxic masculinity? Belch? Build treehouses where girls can't come? Get matching tattoos? Sit in a circle and exchange masculine compliments? Don't hide your light under a

I'm not aware of anyone that thinks my masculinity is toxic so I guess I don't get why I'd celebrate something I'm not aware of.

So, why your intense interest in someone's masturbation status? I gotta say this is one of the strangest things I've seen on here. Your truck stop fantasy/real life experience was really really strange too.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

Hey Solo (snicker) -- if you have to work on becoming toxically masculine... you're probably a pussy. This country is in deep trouble when men are so insecure they have to form groups to "celebrate toxic masculinity."

you actually kinda suck at insults, but it is funny to see you lose so bad you - a basic beta and chronic meat beater - call me (a proud boy!!) a pussy - like you know anything about them.

classic

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

If there's ever been an incel-created cartoon, that's it.

Hell if I know. Are you Muslim? If so, the website I linked probably has the answer.


I'm not aware of anyone that thinks my masculinity is toxic so I guess I don't get why I'd celebrate something I'm not aware of.

So, why your intense interest in someone's masturbation status? I gotta say this is one of the strangest things I've seen on here. Your truck stop fantasy/real life experience was really really strange too.

Well that is my question. Why did an entire organization address something like that? It is strange. The only reason I can think of is that they were concerned their membership was beating off too much. Who decided this? When? What happened that they crossed the line? I agree it is very strange. I think when people have to work hard at being masculine and the can't get laid maybe it just leads to some kind of obsessive-compulsive deal, like chimps in a cage. I would appreciate it if you can help me get to the bottom of it, assuming you are not a proud boy.

And why so proud of being a male or Western Civilization? I have never heard that stuff, either. I think it is people looking for an identity Maybe.

 

[07pilt]

It looks borderline rockabilly

 

[Medic007]

Well that is my question. Why did an entire organization address something like that? It is strange. The only reason I can think of is that they were concerned their membership was beating off too much. Who decided this? When? What happened that they crossed the line?

No clue to any of those. As I have previously stated, I'm not concerned about it either.

And why so proud of being a male or Western Civilization? I have never heard that stuff, either. I think it is people looking for an identity Maybe.

No clue either. Why are some folks ashamed of being male or western culture? Both are very awkward.

I would appreciate it if you can help me get to the bottom of it, assuming you are not a proud boy.

Sorry broseph, you're on your own. I'm just not at all interested in whether people masturbate or not or why they choose either. Good luck, break a leg, knock yourself out, or what have you, I guess.

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

It looks borderline rockabilly

You can just tell when a group of guys really, really love one another.

Look a good look at those maneaters on the top one celebrating his toxic masculinity.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

You can just tell when a group of guys really, really love one another.

Look a good look at those maneaters on the top one celebrating his toxic masculinity.

What do you look like? Pretty cool?

 

[CowboyJD]

The Fred Perrys are also a nice touch of provocation.

 

[JimmyBob]

Geezus, who called the crank yankers meeting? All this shit with no mention of Forty North, tri-delts, The Fox, The Village in Dallas, etc.. Hell, I'm done with this pile.

 

[HanAholeSolo2.0]

That tweet explains so much of your politics: You are informed by uninformed morons. His analysis of a context-free "sentencing delay" is inexcusable and you should unfollow that twitter user. You won't, though, because you thrive on the drama and conspiracies, like a child. So all you know, and how you think, is the same hot gas and piss and lies that these booger eaters conjure up. This is what happens.

The factual accuracy of wingnut sources is disproven time and again, but you guys juuuuust keep circling back for more. Hell the truth or reliability of a factual source is no more relevant to you than the rings of Saturn.

 

[Rdcldad]

this one cracks me up