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Wisconsin sheriff says those in jail will no longer be called 'inmates' changing word to 'residents'


"Changing the name of inmate to resident gives them a sense of belonging," said Sheila Stubbs, Dane County Supervisor.

The Dane County Sheriff's website was also updated to read "the largest peace officer agency in Dane County," a change from "the largest law enforcement organization in Dane County."

“As we serve, we want to maintain dignity and respect for all who are involved in our criminal justice system,”


Idiots.....yes by calling them "residents" to imbue a sense of "belonging" recidivism rates should plummet once they are released.

A Good Start: A Conservative Flips a Blue District Red


Wow a GOP'er flips a blue district state senate seat in Connecticut that cho xiden won by 25% in 2020. Good sign maybe???

The most chickensh!t and incompetent president in US history

@Syskatine, you voted for a 5 time draft dodger after spending years screeching about a 4 time draft dodger. Interesting, isn't it? It looks like that's a "told you so moment" for you. The more deferments, the bigger the pussy. Congrats on your win, lil' buddy!

https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-avoids-questions-afghanistan-covid-address

So Board Libs, if your were in Afghanistan…

Do you trust this CIC to get you home if you are say just 5 miles from the Airport in hiding? 100% positive, zero doubt.

Did you see in all CAPS your CIC said he could not guarantee you safe passage to the airport? All to protect against lawsuits? Dear leader far less than 100% sure, why would you be?

Would you be ok showing the Taliban your passport? If they knocked on your door would you answer?

Would you vote for this CIC again if you made it out and your Wife was raped and killed and you made it home?

Are you a blind swallower?

If you can answer no to any of those questions? As a safe American citizen sitting at home this evening you should be calling for his impeachment.

Abbott & Costello On Vaccinations

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Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well. because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread Covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, why, I oughta....’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’



Stole this from the MB, to good not to share.
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