Face it, sex in any "water" environment sucks in general. As do beaches, the most over-rated experience there is, unless you like digging sand out of yours and hers orifices.Let's face it, sex in a bathtub sucks.
Story also reminds me of the saying that if you show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a guy that's tired of f-ing her.The viagra and cialis ads always remind me of the old joke about the old, rich guy who gets a viagra prescription, goes home and downs a couple of them, only to discover his wife is away. In a panic he calls his doctor trying to figure out what to do. The Doc asks him if there's anyone around. The old guy tells him: "only the maid, but I don't need the viagra to be able to f her."