This is Great on Many Levels

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

https://www.apnews.com/b19abfb0a0534b51925aa121806255a8

 

[MegaPoke]

 

[JimmyBob]

But, but, the cow farts............

 

[imprimis]

https://www.apnews.com/b19abfb0a0534b51925aa121806255a8

If any of this global warming BS were true there would be ocean front property in Wilson, OK.

 

[aix_xpert]

But, but, the cow farts............

I always wondered, is it just cows that's the issue? Do horses fart? How about Elephants? Think of the methane reduction if we eliminated zoos. If I kill enough deer in a year, can I be become carbon neutral via the reduction of deer farts?

 

[CBradSmith]

I always wondered, is it just cows that's the issue? Do horses fart? How about Elephants? Think of the methane reduction if we eliminated zoos. If I kill enough deer in a year, can I be become carbon neutral via the reduction of deer farts?

What about perch or whale farts?

Sparrow farts. Canadian geese farts.

 

[aix_xpert]

What about perch or whale farts?

Sparrow farts. Canadian geese farts.

Exactly. So in reality, we should be killing animals as fast as possible in order to save the planet.

 

[imprimis]

I'm not stopping farting for anyone even AOC although I would thoroughly enjoy crop dusting in her presence.

 

[Bitter Creek]

I always wondered, is it just cows that's the issue? Do horses fart? How about Elephants? Think of the methane reduction if we eliminated zoos. If I kill enough deer in a year, can I be become carbon neutral via the reduction of deer farts?

What about the 60million buffalo that used to roam in the US? Didn't they also?

 

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

What about the 60million buffalo that used to roam in the US? Didn't they also?

It is well known that the American Bison are notorious flatulence squelchers.

 

[imprimis]

It is well known that the American Bison are notorious flatulence squelchers.

And they were destroyed by white supremacists with white privilege.

 

[Bitter Creek]

And they were destroyed by white supremacists with white privilege.

Which indirectly saved the world from burning up a full 100 years ago (apparently)

 

[Medic007]

@Pokeabear, do you have any expertise in glaciers? I need an analysis on this.

 

[Pokeabear]

@Pokeabear, do you have any expertise in glaciers? I need an analysis on this.

You will never get anal anything from me. Stop begging. Go be a better father.

 

[Headhunter]

If you believe AOC about climate change then the Dinosaurs must killed themselves with farts. The planet was literally covered with them.

 

[TPOKE]

I always wondered, is it just cows that's the issue? Do horses fart? How about Elephants? Think of the methane reduction if we eliminated zoos. If I kill enough deer in a year, can I be become carbon neutral via the reduction of deer farts?

What about people? Should we exterminate them after their born? What about the elderly who stare at the floor in nursing homes nod drool?

 

[Medic007]

You will never get anal anything from me. Stop begging. Go be a better father.

Glacier is code for anal? In that case, that article probably has you on cloud 9 tonight.

 

[aix_xpert]

What about people? Should we exterminate them after their born? What about the elderly who stare at the floor in nursing homes nod drool?

I actually support Euthanasia. I watched my dad deteriorate in a nursing home suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's and have seen the cases where its more indignant and insulting to a person to sustain them than it is to peacefully help them pass.