The Truth About Russian Collusion Finally Revealed

[Ponca Dan]

My son’s best friend from high school is an editor at The Onion. He announces this is the first hard hitting true news story in its history.

https://politics.theonion.com/fbi-reveals-maria-butina-traded-sex-in-exchange-for-all-1827731038

 

[imprimis]

I voted for Trump and didn't even get a reach around from her. Might be best since after the first couple of hundred her vag would have been limper than a used Singapore cane after 100 lashes.