The dumbest, moronic thing ever said...

[Soonersincefitty]

A Columbian dolt after 41 capsules of cocaine were discovered in a body scan at El Dorado Airport.

"I've no idea how those got there."

He got 13 years in the Columbian penal system.
There's your clue.

 

[CowboyUp]

“Go ahead!!! Just drink it! What have you got to lose???”

 

[CowboyUp]

Final words, Union Gen. John D. Sedgwick: “They couldn’t hit an elephant as this dist—“

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Nice additions to the thread.
You're aces old geek.