Syskatine not a lawyer
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No but it is a bit ironic. I don't want to post personal info.
I just wondered who started the lawyer stuff.
Thought so as well. Don't recall him ever trying to tamp down that notion either.
He has an pretty important job title and believe me, in my career I am currently a nobody just starting grad school so I'm not trying to talk shit. Just trying to clear up that he is not a lawyer. It actually makes me think more highly of him now that I've read his Facebook bio.
Why he acts like Clinton Scott Sr. on this board I have no idea.
Why he acts like Clinton Scott Sr. on this board I have no idea.
I can fill you in but I have no idea how to send a private message. If you can figure it out I know I can receive them because I get hit on all the time by private message.
Click on the envelope in the upper right hand corner. The rest is pretty self explanatory.
it should say "Start a New Conversation" on the right hand side if you click on it.
You probably have to be a paying member for that option. Fascists.
please acknowledge your shield privilage
I'm not a lawyer anymore. I used to be. I was young and strong. Now all I do is generate paper. Now I'm just an attorney.
What kind of grad school, Harry?
What kind of grad school, Harry?
If he isn't then I apologize. I guess we will see if he denies him before the cock crows two times.
Sys if you are a lawyer, then I will reinstate my original disrespect.
Sys if you are a lawyer, then I will reinstate my original disrespect.
I thought lawyer is the term used for anyone who completed law school and attorney is someone who also passed the bar exam in the jurisdiction they practice. As in attorneys are all lawyers but not all lawyers are attorneys.
Is my knowledge incorrect? Serious question. Probably splitting hair with split ends but I'm curious.
For once, you thirst for constructive knowledge and those are good questions.
You won't find this is in a book, or watching fox news, or listening to those booger-eatin' republicans. This explanation of the distinction between lawyers and attorneys is as follows:
Lawyers: They represent people or businesses in lawsuits. They get results. They are on someone's side. They have balls (even the females) and stand on both feet and argue cases. They eat what they kill. Some children want to be lawyers when they grow up. They have earned the enmity of millions of people because they serve in an adversarial, representative capacity.
Attorneys: Attorneys have narrow eyes, pour over spreadsheets and attend meetings. They are glorified accountants. They do not stand on both feet and represent people or businesses. They draft briefs and are typically (not always -- this is a dangerous one) stable fed, i.e. salaried. No child wants to grow up and be an attorney, except for Brad. They aren't hated, because it's like hating an inventory control accountant, there's nothing to hate.
Your disrespect and hate is like mother's milk to me, you welching little bitch.
Speaking of mothers milk, are you saying you did not suckle the same tit as cup?
If I'm the Brad you speak of, you've got me all wrong. Myopic limp-dick troll that you are. Repeat this to yourself "it's okay that quantitative analysis is beyond me." Hell, sounds like you maximized your lack of quant skills by going the persuasion route. Again, it's okay.
That said, couple of good posts recently.
That said, couple of good posts recently.
OMG he is Kevin Doorant because only that pussy still drinks breast milk as a grown ass man.
I'll put it this way: My quant skills are about on par with your persuasion skills.
To my knowledge, the Artist Formerly Known as Cup (where is he?!) and I have never worked the same tit.
Weird.
You're drunk on your new found glory.
I know, let's do a trust fall. Sys, hop up on the table.
Ok well still a productive thread. At least now I know cups actual brother works for the military industrial complex and is a war profiteer. You have to admit that would have been pretty ironic for what we know about you.
@syskatine , I can honestly say that over the last several days on this board, I've grown to appreciate you a little. Not a lot. But a bit. And that's better than nothing.
But if you use "esquire" on your stationary, I will eat your soul.
But if you use "esquire" on your stationary, I will eat your soul.
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