Have sex with a Playboy bunny.
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Have enough money to pay her to go away.
K...
Apparently receive a free pass from the wife when you do so.
Aaaaand this is the one where I dig in. I'm thinking the ol' wifey may not be all that amused. A hall pass is one thing -- national news is another. Also, and this may be totally wrong, but I'm not convinced Biff has always been totally honest with Mel.