I sh*t you not. Went to the WalMart on the Tinker Diagonal, just off of I-40 to pick up some garden stuff.
Started to go out the door to their outside area where they keep the potting soil, top soil, etc. and a manager stopped us and said that area was "off-limits" for a while. About that time, another employee came out with a pair of rubber gloves, some lysol, paper towels and a few plastic bags. He walks down about 20 ft and stops at where they had some garden/patio furniture displayed and turns around and shouts back at the manager - "Oh My God! It IS a human turd." The manager says, "hey I told you there was a biological contaminate that had to be cleaned up." About that time, 2 or 3 other employees came out and stood there simply not believing what had happened. Some random WalMart customer decided to grace the store by leaving a specimen right on one of their patio chairs.
So see, farting at WalMart is old hat now, someone took your challenge and stepped it up a notch or two.
Started to go out the door to their outside area where they keep the potting soil, top soil, etc. and a manager stopped us and said that area was "off-limits" for a while. About that time, another employee came out with a pair of rubber gloves, some lysol, paper towels and a few plastic bags. He walks down about 20 ft and stops at where they had some garden/patio furniture displayed and turns around and shouts back at the manager - "Oh My God! It IS a human turd." The manager says, "hey I told you there was a biological contaminate that had to be cleaned up." About that time, 2 or 3 other employees came out and stood there simply not believing what had happened. Some random WalMart customer decided to grace the store by leaving a specimen right on one of their patio chairs.
So see, farting at WalMart is old hat now, someone took your challenge and stepped it up a notch or two.
