Player Sys has joined the game.

[CBradSmith]

Go to Cali, stare at some tit-tayyys you're way too old to touch, come back to landlocked Oklahoma and talk internet smack like a young calf.

Profit

 

[HighStickHarry]

I bet he has that feeling when you get home from camp and everything sucks again. He was frolicking around in his rainbow dildo hat without a care in the world about losing business from some toothless redneck.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

You mean he went there on purpose?
That's curious.

 

[CBradSmith]

You mean he went there on purpose?
That's curious.

It's not off if you know how to read Syskatenese:

Libs are celebrating they've finally self identified and are out and proud.

Syskatenese translation:

 

[long-duc-dong]

It's not off if you know how to read Syskatenese:

Syskatenese translation:

Is that baker mayfield?

 

[Syskatine]

I bet he has that feeling when you get home from camp and everything sucks again. He was frolicking around in his rainbow dildo hat without a care in the world about losing business from some toothless redneck.

"Rainbow dildo hat" is your finest hour in a long while.

 

[HighStickHarry]

"Rainbow dildo hat" is your finest hour in a long while.

I laughed about the mayor of Colgate molesting you for ten minutes. Sometimes I slay me.

 

[Medic007]

"Rainbow dildo hat" is your finest hour in a long while.

It was also your finest weekend ever. You know you aren't actually supposed to sit on a hat, right?