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[wyomingosualum]

Last week, the Iranians launched several unguided rockets that came within 1500 yards of one of our aircraft carriers.

A couple of months ago, the Iranians were testing missiles capable of carrying nuclear payloads.

Obviously, this is our fault. We must find new methods of ass-kissing in order to demonstrate that we are their bitch. Can't we just give them several nuclear bombs to show them that we mean them no harm?

 

[imprimis]

Al Quada is on the run...to Afghanistan.

Obama's still has a year left to find some country to surrender to.

 

[windriverrange]

Wyoming, it's just that the jobs programs aren't working right now. We need to get more serious about finding these poor impoverished peaceful folks an opportunity to work and become more like Ghandi and less like Mao.

 

[Medic007]

It's all about the job opportunities. We haven't gotten these terrorists the job opportunities they've been seeking or they wouldn't resort to terrorism. Just look at Chicago...

 

[wyomingosualum]

Man-made climate change is making them more irritable. They would be in a better mood if it weren't for the excess carbon produced from cheap gasoline.