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Obama the first gay President?

Hi….welcome to our weekly, Obama’s sexuality, hillbilly obsession thread. This is where our visiting Gooner fans fantasize about Barack in a locker room and Michelle having male genitalia. It’s bizarre, I know, but it just is what it is. It’s an Oklahoma thing, I guess.

Here’s what is kind of odd about it, let’s just entertain the ridiculous notion that Barack actually was a homosexual and Michelle was trans. Who the hell gives a shvt? How exactly does that change anything?

And here’s another fun one…..imagine if Barack had fathered five kids with three different women, paid for hookers and strippers and was heard bragging about ‘grabbing women’….you know. Can you imagine the hillbilly white response to that?

So they have to entertain themselves with this. Let the simpletons have their fun.

And welcome to the board.

You did far more fantasizing about Barack to come up with this post than all of the Gooner fans combined over the past eight years.
 
Hi….welcome to our weekly, Obama’s sexuality, hillbilly obsession thread. This is where our visiting Gooner fans fantasize about Barack in a locker room and Michelle having male genitalia. It’s bizarre, I know, but it just is what it is. It’s an Oklahoma thing, I guess.

Here’s what is kind of odd about it, let’s just entertain the ridiculous notion that Barack actually was a homosexual and Michelle was trans. Who the hell gives a shvt? How exactly does that change anything?

And here’s another fun one…..imagine if Barack had fathered five kids with three different women, paid for hookers and strippers and was heard bragging about ‘grabbing women’….you know. Can you imagine the hillbilly white response to that?

So they have to entertain themselves with this. Let the simpletons have their fun.

And welcome to the board.
I always feel better after a 241 cop killa lecture.
 
One ugly mf'er

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You should see Mrs. OSU
 
Hmm, why are the leftards upset over this rumor? Shouldn’t they be rejoicing and accepting this? Even if it isn’t true they should embrace it because what does it matter right?

Instead, they attack the people saying it and call them bigots and insist he isn’t gay. Why do they care so much about him not being gay?

🤔🤔
 
Hmm, why are the leftards upset over this rumor? Shouldn’t they be rejoicing and accepting this? Even if it isn’t true they should embrace it because what does it matter right?

Instead, they attack the people saying it and call them bigots and insist he isn’t gay. Why do they care so much about him not being gay?

🤔🤔

He’s their god.

This is blasphemy.
 
Hmm, why are the leftards upset over this rumor? Shouldn’t they be rejoicing and accepting this? Even if it isn’t true they should embrace it because what does it matter right?

Instead, they attack the people saying it and call them bigots and insist he isn’t gay. Why do they care so much about him not being gay?

🤔🤔
Question is, can Barack accept his persuasion. 😉
 
Hmm, why are the leftards upset over this rumor?
I'm not sure if the leftards are 'upset' over the rumor. It's the silliness of the entire thing.

The more you read these threads, the more you start to see how people believed the Rod Stewart semen and Richard Gere gerbil tales. They're all just urban....er....maybe in this case....rural legends.
 
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I'm not sure if the leftards are 'upset' over the rumor. It's the silliness of the entire thing.

The more you read these threads, the more you start to see how people believed the Rod Stewart semen and Richard Gere gerbil tales. They're all just urban....er....maybe in this case....rural legends.
Joe wants to smell yer freshly shampood locks. Just pretend you don't feel the grip. Be an obedient boy now. There's a Catholic priest that will be more than willing to talk you through it. 👍
 
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I'm not sure if the leftards are 'upset' over the rumor. It's the silliness of the entire thing.

The more you read these threads, the more you start to see how people believed the Rod Stewart semen and Richard Gere gerbil tales. They're all just urban....er....maybe in this case....rural legends.
I think you’re a bit homophobic.
 
I'm not sure if the leftards are 'upset' over the rumor. It's the silliness of the entire thing.

The more you read these threads, the more you start to see how people believed the Rod Stewart semen and Richard Gere gerbil tales. They're all just urban....er....maybe in this case....rural legends.

Like Russia collusion?
 
I'm not sure if the leftards are 'upset' over the rumor. It's the silliness of the entire thing.

The more you read these threads, the more you start to see how people believed the Rod Stewart semen and Richard Gere gerbil tales. They're all just urban....er....maybe in this case....rural legends.
Kinda like Pee Pee Tape and Grabbing em by the Pu$$y?
Well the Pu$$y grabbing is true, I mean look how many Liberal Men he has grabbed by their Pu$$ies and has never let go of. 🤣
 
Man you can set your watch for these cult narratives:

Media at 5:00 Well, it appears Donald Trump will draw ANOTHER round of criminal indictments. This time, while he was screaming "Election fraud" he was apparently attempting to overturn the election in Georgia by fraudulent means.

Cult at 5:01 Obama was gay.
 
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