You guys, it's time we all collectively come together and do the right thing for this secret agent James Bond, Ambulance driver character that has been dealing with some unfortunate issues these last few years. The man is visibly shaken (not stirred).
I think it's time we finally compensate his poor mother monetarily for all the sexual favors, the gang bangs, the donkey shows, the bachelor parties, the keg blast at Pi Kappa Alpha, that night at the Republican Convention in Houston in '92, that post-Insight.com Bowl party at the Extended Stay in Tempe, the private booth weekend at the Jolar Cinema, the trips to Thailand with Eschbach, the....oh, I could go on and on.
It's been tough having a mother like this (no clue about his real pops) so let's do what we can and help the old bird out. What do you guys say?
