Hot for teacher

[Dally1up]

You've already been too tentative. I would recommend:

1. Show up at her class this afternoon with flowers.
2. Then at her house this evening with another thoughtful gift.
3. Then a few texts before bedtime telling her she's totally hot.
4. Then a nice box of hot donuts first thing in the morning -- 5 - 5:15 a.m. so she knows you're an early bird that's out earning and making it happen early.
5. Then follow her to school, just to make sure she gets there safely.
6. More flowers in the morning.
7. A nice pizza delivered to the teachers lounge for lunch.
8. Now you set the hook. A shoe polish or shaving cream-written marriage proposal on her windshield when she walks to her car after a long day is a pleasant surprise for any teacher.

She should give you some feedback by this point.

I would give more details, but someone's here to serve another frivolous protective order on me. You're welcome, and best of luck.

Screw all this nonsense and mindless drivel. Takes too much time. Just step up to the plate tonight and go for the home run!

 

[Orange Jennyslipper]

"Girls, Girls, Girls"?????

It's all in the thread title. I thought this was a given:

 

[MegaPoke]

Pics.

 

[vetmedpoke]

It would be real funny if she was a lurker on the message boards.

Good luck Dave, your secret may already be out!!!

 

[Orange Jennyslipper]

Eewww! I don't think "real funny" is the phrase you're looking for there. Well, I guess it might be real funny to some people. Maybe to lot of people. Prolly 99% of the board. Aw, what the hell, I'm sorry Dave, but it would be pretty damn funny.

Of course, I mean that along the best possible lines of "Honey-tell-them-the-story-of-that-real-funny-thing-that-happened-before-we-got-married."

 

[The Duke]

 

[shortbus]

If she has older brothers, tread carefully.

Why? At that age, they're on their way out anyway!

I shouldn't make old jokes. I'm almost 40.

The almost 40 part was an intentional second. I feel bad having to explain, but when you get to the age you guys are, sometimes you need help keeping pace.

 

[Achilles22]

Always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?"

Spoiler:
He slept with the teacher.