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Hillary tried to join the Marines?

JimmyBob

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We all - well most of us - know this is total horse-shit, just the latest in any lie/anytime to get elected. It brought to mind this question: If she had joined, would she now be know as a "jarcankles"?
 
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She does have a big ass which would qualify her as a BAM. She probably decided to say this since her story of being named after Edmund Hillary was a lie.
 
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“He looks at me and goes, ‘Um, how old are you. And I said, ‘Well I am 26, I will be 27.’ And he goes, ‘Well, that is kind of old for us.’ And then he says to me, and this is what gets me, ‘Maybe the dogs will take you,’ meaning the Army.”

She can't even do math correctly. She tried to join the Marines in 1975 and was born in 1947. That's 28 years difference, yet, the above statement is off by 1-2 years. 1975 was also the same year she married Willie. Apparently, she was sick of his shenanigans even before their 1st anniversary. Maybe this is why they treated the Marines who guard the WH with utter disrespect. Once a liar always a liar.
 
We all - well most of us - know this is total horse-shit, just the latest in any lie/anytime to get elected. It brought to mind this question: If she had joined, would she now be know as a "jarcankles"?
Do the Marines even offer pant suits in digital camo?

And to answer your question JimmyB, she'd be known as "Jankles."
 
Do the Marines even offer pant suits in digital camo?

And to answer your question JimmyB, she'd be known as "Jankles."
She'd never make it through the obstacle course. She'd catch her ass on the barbed wire or get it shot off by the machine guns firing 18" over her head.
 
She'd never make it through the obstacle course. She'd catch her ass on the barbed wire or get it shot off by the machine guns firing 18" over her head.

If she's too stoopid/lying again to get the damned numbers right, she sure as hell couldn't cover her fat ass under fire.:rolleyes:
 
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