GHETTO INC
- Thread starter SquatchinPoke
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You've been paid in spades, Hunter.
The rest was spent on replacing my Assistant General Counsel Chihuahua with an Assistant General Counsel Corgi.
Elvis, the King, is dead....long live Winston, the Corgi.
OK, you have inspired me. I’m probably not going to be very good at this, but I’ll give it a try.
How many Sooners does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they don’t have electricity and they’re all busy cooking meth and they have no teeth and they have intimate relations with their sisters.
Am I doing it right?
I’ve only seen the wife of one OSU guy on this board. I’ll be polite and just say “hard pass” and leave it at that.
Oh dude. Dial back a notch or two and have some fun with this.
That guy said he married an ugo so you Texas nut huggers had to take on for the team.
I more cut from the cloth of I have 80 pound balls and a 6 inch dong.
I can assure you, it wasn’t YOUR wife, and I will not identify the poster of whom I was speaking. 😃
Holy Donkey balls you have footage of my pecker on the loose.
Let's mount up regulators!!! Lets skull **** these SEC fluffer bitchs and reclaim the territory our fathers left us men.
"Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartans commanding 30,000 free Greeks! The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks, men, to Leonidas and the brave 300! TO VICTORY!"
I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEDOMMM!
I think there is only three maybe four of us boss. This is more like when all the nobles turned their backs on you right when you had the Brits where you wanted them.
I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEDOMMM!
I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEDOMMM!
yum and very provocative.
This the best you got? I have shit corn more interesting then you.
"When SoonerScoop sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us."
Good god they are Californians then??? Holy Shit guys we have to circle the wagons now. We are level 7 right now fellows and the dooms day clock is at midnight.
When I want your opinion I will give it to you.
Hey look! The White Guilt Fat Guy liked your post!
You are def going places now! Hell if you keep on impressing him he might just invite you to his tree house. He built it so he could look down on his neighbors. He is kinda snobby that way.
Hey @davidallen you know you are my favorite white boy right. I have been patiently waiting for a sewer (goon fan for our toothless brethren) to explode on get stunted your ass will get rode on.
<pauses and sparks this pine apple express>
Richetti Jones said it in 2011 **** dem hoes!
what was your name again baby girl I forgot what it was. Damn this yeti already buzzed.
when this war breaks out you won’t be able to shout because I am going to hit you like Joe Mixon beats a women!
I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEDOMMM!
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
"I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn."
You were kinda cute for a while, but then your persistent dumb assery just wore me out. **** off.
WAF. As usual. I am thinking someone along the way felt sorry enough for you to laugh at your weak-ass jokes and it ruined you.Hey everybody look....Dave checked in, must be that time for.....
And yet you take the bait ESFT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gonna have to get you on the treadmill, getting harder to reel you in.
I'm gonna lobby for a WAF reaction just for you dipshit.And yet you take the bait ESFT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gonna have to get you on the treadmill, getting harder to reel you in.
Good luck with that Portly in Portland.
Sir did you used to have a squirrel with a military helmet on?There is only one Ghetto. I know the janitor from the Ghetto from years ago. Let's see how well YOU know the Ghetto.... or are you just a noob?
Tell me about Sandidawg.
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I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEDOMMM!
Whari.... you and OP ovviously think alike. So who's the OP that's.gonna get all this straightened out? Is it one of my frenemies that spent 4 years talking shit and predicting two terms and then..... POOF last November?
Well I got all hyped up on Mt Dew Amped and was drunk on @BluegrassPoke pushing his chips in on the Big 10. Then I thought I had to deal with the PAC and I got depressed for a couple weeks. So I went around spreading my seed like Johnny Apple Seed but only in dirt burglar whores (and let me tell you there are alot). I figure in the next 3-4 years I will have bread you people away. I am back to feeling the fire in my loins and ready to send this dick heat all over gooners.
