Fair warning....

[Bitter Creek]

When I went to have my checkup, I asked the doc where I should put my jeans. The doc said, "over there with mine".

It wasn't the answer I was hoping for.

 

[Medic007]

Magnesium citrate is nasty.

I do hope you drank it. The instructions aren't always clear.

 

[CowboyJD]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

 

[Medic007]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

Or until you have to have it done again...

Glad to hear you're in one piece.

 

[Alpha Poke]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

Not true. For posting on this board, we’re all high risk. Anally for you!

 

[tlwwake]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

Congrats brother! That's the best news. Can't take health for granted.

 

[wyomingosualum]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

Did @syskatine show up to assist?

 

[AC_Exotic]

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

Did @syskatine show up to assist?

Yeah. Reminded me of A.I.'ing a heifer. I'll upload photos if you're nice.

 

[okstatefan1]

Yeah. Reminded me of I.'ing a heifer. I'll upload photos if you're nice.

FIFY

 

[wyomingosualum]

I'll upload photos if you're nice.

OMG. You’re too late. Looks like the Russians hacked the ass cam. Footage is all over Wikileaks. Here’s what it looks like in there:

 

[Bitter Creek]

i’m gettin my first old man gets a camera shoved up his bowels test on Friday, so I’m on a clear liquid diet for the next 36 hours.

You should expect my posts to get progressively angrier, more shrill, and more aggressive during that period of time.

Apologies in advance.

I am very disappointed in your lack of exhibited anger.

 

[wyomingosualum]

I am very disappointed in your lack of exhibited anger.

He was likely busier wiping than he anticipated.

 

[CowboyJD]

He was likely busier wiping than he anticipated.

This.

 

[Alpha Poke]

I am very disappointed in your lack of exhibited anger.

He's just going through the process.

1) Shock
2) Denial
3) Anger
4) Chapped
5) Bargaining
6) Solid food
7) Wreck wife to help forget that you chose to have a man finger your balloon knot.
8) Find woman GP.

 

[CowboyJD]

He's just going through the process.

1) Shock
2) Denial
3) Anger
4) Chapped
5) Bargaining
6) Solid food
7) Wreck wife to help forget that you chose to have a man finger your balloon knot.
8) Find woman GP.

My GP is a woman.

 

[MegaPoke]

All done. Clean bill of health. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years.

So, did they decide you are full of shit?

Congrats. The butt hose isn’t fun. I had that done once when I had an intestinal infection. That was not ideal.

 

[Alpha Poke]

My GP is a woman.

Respect the foresight.

 

[wyomingosualum]

So, did they decide you are full of shit?

Congrats. The butt hose isn’t fun. I had that done once when I had an intestinal infection. That was not ideal.

Good to see you!

 

[JimmyBob]

Respect the foresight.

I thought this was all about hindsight.