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Clinton (not the loser candidate)

Haven't seen you in a few days.

Hope you're well.
He's flipping burgers. And "steaks." Grill cooking his way to "greatness."

Hopefully he's too busy making minimum wage to post here, for the sake of his parents and not those of us who laugh at him daily.
 
He's flipping burgers. And "steaks." Grill cooking his way to "greatness."

Hopefully he's too busy making minimum wage to post here, for the sake of his parents and not those of us who laugh at him daily.

Who is “us”? Lol...would love a definitive list of who you think is laughing at me daily.

This should be entertaining haha
 
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Who is “us”? Lol...would love a definitive list of who you think is laughing at me daily.

For starters:

1. Donald Trump.
2. Squinky
3. bobcat goldthwait
4. Dale Gribble, correction Rusty Shackleford
5. The residents of Lima, Ohio
6. That dog barking faintly, off in the distance.
7. The ghosts of the Spanish conquistadors that guard the 14 jack loads of gold hidden near Commanche.
8. Jimmy Hoffa
9. Some random person that stumbled across this message board while trying to find information on how to complete Oklahoma State Tax Form 511.
10. Toby Keith
 
For starters:

1. Donald Trump.
2. Squinky
3. bobcat goldthwait
4. Dale Gribble, correction Rusty Shackleford
5. The residents of Lima, Ohio
6. That dog barking faintly, off in the distance.
7. The ghosts of the Spanish conquistadors that guard the 14 jack loads of gold hidden near Commanche.
8. Jimmy Hoffa
9. Some random person that stumbled across this message board while trying to find information on how to complete Oklahoma State Tax Form 511.
10. Toby Keith
I was awake at about the time you wrote this, but not nearly as ambitious as you. Great job!
 
Folks, could we please return to the true purpose of this board: seeing if we can be personally responsible for someone's suicide?
 
Colton's? I had the worst steak of my life ("medium well" came out "carbon") at one in Arkansas a few years ago. We told the waitress and she mumbled something about "you're not the first person that's said that tonight" as she walked away....and then some old guy at the next table over said "they do that all the all the time" and laughed.

Hopefully that was just due to Arkansans doing Arkansans things.
 
For starters:

1. Donald Trump.
2. Squinky
3. bobcat goldthwait
4. Dale Gribble, correction Rusty Shackleford
5. The residents of Lima, Ohio
6. That dog barking faintly, off in the distance.
7. The ghosts of the Spanish conquistadors that guard the 14 jack loads of gold hidden near Commanche.
8. Jimmy Hoffa
9. Some random person that stumbled across this message board while trying to find information on how to complete Oklahoma State Tax Form 511.
10. Toby Keith

Tell us more about 7.
 
Medium well? Why do you hate steak? It literally died for you. You could at least have the decency to eat it medium rare.

Sorry. That's the way I like it when I'm not the one cooking it.

No ketchup was involved, if that helps.
 
Tell us more about 7.

"Oklahoma Treasure and Treasure Tales" is a good source to consult for the "facts", but the story is that a Spanish group was transporting gold (and silver), was attacked by Indians, so they hid the treasure as best they could in an attempt to escape and come back for it later.

I've heard variations on whether they all survived or not, and also the ghost aspect of it. It's a treasure tale, so the reality of it is always questionable....but they usually make for good reading. Also, some of the slivers of truth involved are usually interesting bits of history.
 
Sorry. That's the way I like it when I'm not the one cooking it.

No ketchup was involved, if that helps.
That does help a little. I'm a firm believer that cows should be eaten as close to their natural state as possible. It honors the sacrifice they made for your hunger.
 
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