“I scream, I scream; I scream for Ice scream”
“Dammit Jill, I said I wanted to go to 7/11”
“Moooar Voootttes than Ooooobama!”
“….and then I sniffed the little girl. The Aristocrats!”
“Delaware Rules, New York….you know, does that thing”
“Can we gooooo yet?”
“I remember where I was on 9/11. Walter Croncrite came on the radio and said that President Kennedy had been shot in Dallas….”
“Damn it Barry, for the last time, I don’t want to be your Vice President”
“This is just like that like that time my son died from Brain Camcer.”
“At least when I had to go see those boxes with flags on them, I was only 25 minutes from home.”
“Hey Hillary, how’d you like to be Ambassador to Loserstan?”
“I need something else, to get me through this….semi charmed kind of life”