I raise your narrative by $100,000:
Undocumented DREAMer kidnaps and murders a young Muslim girl (RIP).
This scenario was never added to the media narrative chart (see below). How do you think it could be spun?
In terms of the left's victimization hierarchy, Muslims and illegals (Dreamers) would have to rank about equal -- but at the same time, a woman ranks above a man.
On the other hand, there are many millions more Latinos than Muslims --- so this would have to be the worst possible media scenario.
I predict some combination of labeling the perpetrator as a "white Hispanic" (
similar to George Zimmerman) Christian male, and quickly making the story disappear.