Well you know your getting older when....

[JonnyVito]

You have Star Trek Deep Space Nine on the tv and people are laughing that there is an alien race called Cardassians and they don't have large rumps.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Well that went over like a Led Zeppelin didn't it?

 

[JonnyVito]

Well that went over like a Led Zeppelin didn't it?

The Kardashian's black balled me.

 

[GoPokes43]

The Kardashian's black balled me.

You mean Black Dogged you?

 

[JonnyVito]

You mean Black Dogged you?

 

[CBradSmith]

Lol.

I appreciate this thread Vito.

 

[1981grad]

You go to bed at 8:00pm and get up at 4:00am and you are retired.

 

[knoblock]

You have to have a pillbox for each day, includes both morning and night.

 

[Rulz]

.....you used to remember big fluffy white piles of snow on the ground, but now it's been so long since that happened that people think you are talking gibberish...

 

[Cowguy]

Ear hair ... /thread

 

[Grayhead]

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[Grayhead]

You have Star Trek Deep Space Nine on the tv and people are laughing that there is an alien race called Cardassians and they don't have large rumps.

I could never get over trhose va ja ja looking things on their foreheads

 

[osu_orangestreak]

The kids aren't around and you and the wife would rather take a nap than...

 

[OrangePhish]

You can spell Metamucil correctly...

 

[N. Pappagiorgio]

Ear hair ... /thread

Welcome back old man.

 

[PDT816]

When you go somewhere that caters to blue hairs and the Muzak station is playing what you listened to in high school

 

[Cowguy]

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Good to be back, or really anyplace at my age. Why has no one gotten the definitive answer from @cactusjackosu ??

 

[cactusjackosu]

I find its getting tougher to wipe my ass as I get older. That. Is. All.

 

[Renegade Bullet]

*it’s

 

[Deepfork]

When you stop pissing about the time you get your pants zipped up.

 

[CowboyJD]

When you stop pissing about the time you get your pants zipped up.

Or just after.

 

[JimmyBob]

When you stop pissing about the time you get your pants zipped up.

Or just after.

That's when you/we realize that not all dribbling is done in GIA.

 

[HighStickHarry]

Just discovered ear hair looking forward to pissing myself!!

 

[SquinkY5786]

When your ball sack hits the cold water sitting on the toilet

 

[docosu]

Yep, before I even opened this thread I knew it was going to end up with dribbling, night time peeing and sharting.