Meet Yanet Garcia. Insert sexist weather puns here. Best one (worst?) wins the thread.
If that doesn't raise your cloud base, your barometric pressure is low (or maybe you need to choose harder not to be gay).
I feel an updraft.
I got your hook echo right here.
"We lost Val!"
Can you imagine the ratings the news channel would get with her with Oklahoma's springtime?
As Sam Kinison once said (in reference to Jessica Hahn): "They FEEL real!"