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Best Cancer Story Yet Post KSU

Pancreek1

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Aug 20, 2004
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So I had a great time tonight. Thought I was in the wrong stadium after our first drive.
Really did think I paced myself with Alky-Hall both before and during (but prolly 4 beers and 3 ranch waters would’ve put me on the edge of reasonable).

I’m famous for being a lead-foot on the road. I crank up the music and punch it.

Post game I got pulled over on 35 just S of 2nd.

Lady cop takes my usual info and then goes back to her car. She’s gone a long time and I’m thinking oh shit I’m in trouble.

10 minutes later she comes back and says:

“You were coming up behind me going 85, ignored me and punched to 95 to go around me. I could throw your ass in jail. BUT…since you saved my father in law’s life I’m gonna just give you a warning. Slow down it ain’t the cancer that’s gonna kill you”

Crazy
 
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