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Which foot do you put a sock on first

Which sock do you put on first.

  • Right

    Votes: 24 40.7%
  • Left

    Votes: 35 59.3%

  • Total voters
    59

JonnyVito

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This morning I grabbed the R sock and went to put it on first and it was like I had to learn to walk again. I always start with the L sock.
 
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I put my R sock on 1st, but I'm left-handed.
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Traber is that you.

On a real note I told my pregnant wife I was gonna buy this for Valentines day. She looks pitiful putting on socks right now.

I actually made my crippled ass something similar out of a leftover dog cone of shame.
 
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This morning I grabbed the R sock and went to put it on first and it was like I had to learn to walk again. I always start with the L sock.
That's not funny. You know I don't have any feet.
 
You have a right sock?

That's the problem I have. I checked my sock drawer to be sure. I can't tell the right sock from the left one. I just put on the first one I happen to pick up, and it seems like I normally put it on my right foot.
 
I guess it’s because mine come 6 to a bag. I mean they’re Gold Toe but nothing fancy. Might have to give that a try.
 
I feel like western culture is pretty much playing with their food at this point. Can we just feed and clothe the rest of the world before we start doing left and right socks? Same with lbgttqqiisk2+. Can we just knock out women’s rights in the Middle East before debating whether kinks should be a thing? Gd pedicures and left socks where the hell am I???


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I feel like western culture is pretty much playing with their food at this point. Can we just feed and clothe the rest of the world before we start doing left and right socks? Same with lbgttqqiisk2+. Can we just knock out women’s rights in the Middle East before debating whether kinks should be a thing? Gd pedicures and left socks where the hell am I???


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Can I not cloth the world and have R and L socks? I am not buying more socks then I need or socks I don't usually wear. Just that the sock manufacture finally got smart and stitched a R or L on them. My sock "fund" doesn't diminish my giving fund.
 
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Don't act like you're not paying a premium for that stitching, because you are. Those are funds that could've gone to clothe the world.
I buy them at Kohl get one half price boom sucker. One thing I am is a value shopper especially on cloths. I have no problem wearing last years left overs.
 
I have finally figured out why Gundy started an injured Zac instead of Brandon in
The Cotton Bowl. He reversed his normal sock routine. Thank you Vito.
 
I buy them at Kohl get one half price boom sucker. One thing I am is a value shopper especially on cloths. I have no problem wearing last years left overs.

You know nothing about thrifty clothes shopping if you only wear something for a year...

You must be referring to buying year-old clearance items?

I would wager that at least half the clothes in my closet were purchased at least 40% off. Paying full price for clothing is a sign of either stupidity or desperation.
 
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You know nothing about thrifty clothes shopping if you only wear something for a year...

You must be referring to buying year-old clearance items?

I would wager that at least half the clothes in my closet were purchased at least 40% off. Paying full price for clothing is a sign of either stupidity or desperation.
Correct I wear my clothes till I look like a bum and my wife throws them away. All work pants that are jeans get recycled to yard pants then to paint or grunge pants. I only throw cloths away if they stop fitting and even then I am know to fill up a bag and box them up. I do donate a lot of clothes though also that stop fitting. So @HighStickHarry there are kids in Africa with R and L socks. lol

I don't think I have ever paid full price for clothing except OSU or Thunder gear.
 
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I don't have a left and right sock, so I just always start with the closest foot.
 
Wow...

I have never thought about this. Never made a consciencous effort to favor one foot in this process. It took less than half a second to realize it’s always the left first though.
 
I also really weird about socks.

OK, I’ll play along. Sure, I buy my Gold Toe socks in a 3 or 6 pack. But how many of you mark your socks with a Sharpie by color so you know the age of your sock when you do laundry for even wear? I make a small dot on both corners of the toe gold area. Makes my wife bat shit crazy when she does laundry. When Gold Toe stopped making the Harris Stripe dress sock, I found a fix on the internet that I could buy by a dozen. This was much easier to talk about after having a couple of margaritas at my favorite Mexican restaurant, La Fiesta in Enid tonight. But that’s another thread isn’t it?
 
I didn't answer the poll because I have absolutely no idea which one I put on first.

Pretty sure I alternate.

However, I'm also pretty sure that I usually put my right leg in pants first.
 
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