What G.O.T. house is each big 12 football program?

[Cowpoke]

I don't have time to at the moment to go through all, but will get the ball rolling.

Texas: Targaryens. Once unstoppable, they came from another land and ruled over the big 12 for eons. They got lazy, bat shit crazy, and too full of themselves, fell apart and most do not consider what is left a threat. But that name... That name still means a lot, and they possess powers no other house can match. If the right person should ever come forward, they could awaken the 3 beasts (football, baseball, basketball) and rule once more.

Baylor: Boltons. F*&^$ng Boltons. A house thats been around for years that nobody really liked, but seldom paid attention to. Their patriarch, however, through lying, cheating and literal backstabbing took them from a whatever to a house of power in a very short time. I'll gotten gains seldom last, and their ways have brought scorn from the rest of the houses. As forces mount against them, the patriarch falls, their deeds become known, and the end seems near. But the son remains, he has shown surgical skills, but can he survive what's coming?

What ya got?

 

[Orange Jennyslipper]

Doesn't TT have to be Dorne? Sand in everyone's crotch and women who tease and then poison your azz.

Losing the Pirate was like the death of the Red Viper.

 

[Cowpoke]

Doesn't TT have to be Dorne? Sand in everyone's crotch and women who tease and then poison your azz.

Losing the Pirate was like the death of the Red Viper.

I would say losing the Pirate was like losing Doran Martell. The smartest one of the bunch, killed off by his own. Of course this fits better with TV GOT, than the books. Books Dorne is too complex, and full of bright, skilled people with differing agendas. TV show fits very well though. One bright one surrounded by a bunch of dim bulbs that get rid of him. They also hold grudges that everyone else has long forgotten.

 

[Cowpoke]

Kstate = White walkers? Eons in hibernation but have arisen. Their ways of fighting are ancient but efective, they rarely speak, the cold is their ally. Dangerous, smart, under the radar. Purple, Silver and frightening if met in their lands. But if the king is removed..how quickly do they fall?

 

[shortbus]

OU would be House Lannister.

Inbred and evil.

Always manage to manipulate in and out of everything they desire. Willing to do anything to remain in power.

 

[Cowpoke]

OU would be House Lannister.

Inbred and evil.

Always manage to manipulate in and out of everything they desire. Willing to do anything to remain in power.

Exactly, its so perfect. Rich, powerful for generations, full of themselves. Their wealth stems from a natural resource that is no longer paying out. Occasional major set backs that make you think they are in deep shit, yet there they remain in control. Such a wide smattering of brilliance, idiocy, evil and even the rare decent human being that you can't really root against.

 

[JonnyVito]

This would be loads of fun if the Nubs, Mizzou pussy cats, A&M women wanna bes and Colorado Bison were still around.

ISU is Castle Black or the Nights Watch?? Both are cold miserable places and lack hot women.

KSU instead of the White Walkers make them the wildings.

 

[Cowpoke]

This would be loads of fun if the Nubs, Mizzou pussy cats, A&M women wanna bes and Colorado Bison were still around.

ISU is Castle Black or the Nights Watch?? Both are cold miserable places and lack hot women.

KSU instead of the White Walkers make them the wildings.

Neb would have had to be the Starks wouldn't they? Old powerful house, undisputed leaders of the North for eons. Moved to unfamiliar lands and just fell apart?

ISU = NW... not bad. I was going to just say pick your random interchangable northern family that licks the Starks boots. Karstarks, Mormonts, Umbers, whatever. Nobody cares down south.

Kansas.... The wh**es of moles town. They just get f***ed by whoever stops by.

 

[The Duke]

West Virginia = the Frey's.....inbred hillbillies.

 

[Cowpoke]

West Virginia = the Frey's.....inbred hillbillies.

I can't hit the like button hard enough.

You didnt even have to type anything, that image is f'ing perfect.

 

[JonnyVito]

Kansas.... The wh**es of moles town. Just get f***ed by whoever stops by.

HAHAHAHA

 

[Cowpoke]

Oklahoma State: Everyone wants to be the Starks...but we aren't. The Starks were powerful for generations and recently fell apart, that's not us. We are House Tyrell. A family built on agriculture, wealthier than many thought. Lead by calm and calculated elders behind the scenes, with smart and cunning younger blood out in front for all to see. Our relationship with the Lannisters is.....complicated. We hates them, they hates us, we are in bed with them and more often than we want to admit, find our interests are aligned. They overshadow us but we are a giant thorn in their side and have our eyes on the big prize. We are slowly gaining considerable power but are not there yet.

 

[Colorado_Poke]

Oklahoma State: Everyone wants to be the Starks...but we aren't. The Starks were powerful for generations and recently fell apart, that's not us. We are House Tyrell. A family built on agriculture, wealthier than many thought. Lead by calm and calculated elders behind the scenes, with smart and cunning younger blood out in front for all to see. Our relationship with the Lannisters is.....complicated. We hates them, they hates us, we are in bed with them and more often than we want to admit, find our interests are aligned. They overshadow us but we are a giant thorn in their side and have our eyes on the big prize. We are slowly gaining considerable power but are not there yet.

This one wasn't funny, but it might be the most fitting match so far. Well done!

 

[MegaPoke]

ISU is house Mornont.