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Watching Cruz and Kasich sell this alliance

HighStickHarry

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It has to embarrass them to have to go out and try and sell themselves as professional losers. They have no choice, they have been given their marching orders, but it is comical to watch people try to sell something that they know in their heart is such bullshit and an embarrassment. The republicans are just so pathetic.
 
Isn't it awful? Watching the GOP self destruct in such an embarrassing, cartoonish manner restores balance in the universe. Conservatives are so incompetent and fantasy-obsessed that they literally cannot run a party and the whole world is watching. They're awful at being POTUS and when they get legislative power you get Dennis Hasterts and McConnells. Now this? This is what they offer the country. What a shitty, awful, incompetent party. Well done, Gentlemen.
 
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You are right it is a terrible thing.

Now they could be a pack of racist heartless brainless dickless hopeless looney toon liberals which would be worse. At least there is a group of people who realize our government officials run this country exactly how you would think a bunch of power hungry lawyers would and there is a movement to change that. Your party has the most corrupt and untrustworthy person to run for president (according to all national polls) leading a senile socialist. The fact that one of us is proud of our party shows just how pathetic you liberal sychophants really are. The compartementalizing you and your brother have to do to stand up for the things your party stands for must age you through the breakdown of the nerves caused by the constant adrenaline from your guilt and anxiety. I bet you can't pass the salt without shaking it all over the table.
 
You are right it is a terrible thing.

Now they could be a pack of racist heartless brainless dickless hopeless looney toon liberals which would be worse. At least there is a group of people who realize our government officials run this country exactly how you would think a bunch of power hungry lawyers would and there is a movement to change that. Your party has the most corrupt and untrustworthy person to run for president (according to all national polls) leading a senile socialist. The fact that one of us is proud of our party shows just how pathetic you liberal sychophants really are. The compartementalizing you and your brother have to do to stand up for the things your party stands for must age you through the breakdown of the nerves caused by the constant adrenaline from your guilt and anxiety. I bet you can't pass the salt without shaking it all over the table.

OMG! I just had a "Christmas Vacation" flashback; Chevy Chase would be proud!!
 
I'd have some respect for Sys if he could at least see the plank in his own eye. The Democratic primary is just as much of a joke but with less pesonality. Bernie is winning primary after primary, even raising more money now than Hillary, yet has no chance to win because the race was decided by bought super delegates before it even started.

You gotta love the Clintons, slid into power because of a crazy third party candidate, used their power to swindle and extort money at taxpayer expense and become billionaires, then use that money to buy another election and repeat the cycle. I just can't get over the Perot/Trump similarity....surely Trump is somehow a pawn of the Clintons. After Hillary wins I plan on producing an Oliver Stone JFK style movie that puts forth this theory.
 
syskatine is a true partisan. Original thought doesn't apply because his party doesn't suggest it. He's part of the group that would willingly take it in the ass from a Communist government because that's what he's been told is best. He doesn't have the guts or brains to think for himself. He's part of a large group because it's safe.

He obviously has zero clue about the irony of his post. The GOP is a shit show and he's grinning ear to ear, meanwhile his party is an equal shit show but NOBODY has the balls to call them on it. HSH was right. At least the GOP shit show is entertaining. Watching the insufferable Twat and the retarded version of Doc Brown is exactly what is happening to the GOP, but with all the pizazz of snails humping. As Trump is to the GOP, the Independent Socialist is to the Establishment Democrats, but syskaflake is just too damn dumb to get it.

Lib talking point released at 0600. We'll read on MSNBC and Daily Kos what he'll be barfing up tomorrow.
 
Can they run ANYTHING? The GOP Speaker of the House was a freaking PEDOPHILE. It's a bunch of shitty people so their association of like minds is falling apart. Criminals can't create and build and maintain, and that's what it takes to have a viable political party. Shoot the messenger if you want -- your political theories are so stupid and wrong they can't even be applied to keep a political party viable. Maybe Obama or Ms. Wasserman-Schulz could do some consulting and help straighten out the GOP?
 
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Criminals can't create and build and maintain, and that's what it takes to have a viable political party.
Exactly why the Bern is having success against your desired Commander in Queef, dumbass. Flailing about is usual for you. Maybe you should join the rest of us that detest the political establishment. I'll warn you ahead of time, it takes independent thought.

But I wouldn't be so quick as to condemn the criminal's skill. Hillary has had you lefties feasting from her lying ass trough since 2007.
 
I'm pretty sure that the content of every post on this thread to this point deserves a "like. "

I'd double-like HSH's 2nd post.
 
I think it was a really dumb move strategically by Cruz. It would only really help Kasich, if anyone. Within hours of news of it coming out, it was obvious they really didn't mean it anyway.

I'm starting to change my mind and think Trump will get the nomination without a ton of fanfare in Cleveland. The timing of the primaries hitting all the NE states just when Trump seemed to possibly be in a bit of trouble was very favorable to the frontrunner. I still don't think he will get to 1,237 delegates, but he'll probably get close enough that people won't be inclined to buck it too much.
 
Ironic that Hildebitch is calling Trump out for his use of a private plane to fly around. At least Trump bought and pays for his.
 
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You mean Commander in Chief? Oh, I get it -- you made fun of her being female! Is this the type of independent thought I'm supposed to strive for, and gets liked by @CBradSmith ?


You can demonstrate that you are not dumb by pointing out what you DO RECOGNIZE as contents in that post deserving of a like.

As is, your response is exactly the reason I detest you 85-90% of the time.
 
You can demonstrate that you are not dumb by pointing out what you DO RECOGNIZE as contents in that post deserving of a like.

As is, your response is exactly the reason I detest you 85-90% of the time.

Good, I'm doing something right if you detest me. You like and relate to the usual stream of queefs, cankles, bitch, etc. So own it - don't bitch when someone calls it out. If you consider yourself thoughtful then act like it and don't act like you have screaming misogynistic mommy issues like the other dumbasses on here.

You wouldn't "like" and support that stuff in front of a female boss, would you? You know why you like it on here but you wouldn't in front of a female? Because you're a chickenshit. Always have been - always will be.
 
Good, I'm doing something right if you detest me. You like and relate to the usual stream of queefs, cankles, bitch, etc. So own it - don't bitch when someone calls it out. If you consider yourself thoughtful then act like it and don't act like you have screaming misogynistic mommy issues like the other dumbasses on here.

You wouldn't "like" and support that stuff in front of a female boss, would you? You know why you like it on here but you wouldn't in front of a female? Because you're a chickenshit. Always have been - always will be.

Well, well...Big, little man of the interwebs.

But Big, little man can't figure out words and things. Big, little man elects to not engage in productive dialogue, because Big, little man, ultimately, is weak.

A weak stick.

Default logic flows to @dumb or @intentional_liar. Third option is both. I'll go with @intentional_liar, for you, though. You have a modicum of intelligence.

You know, women can sense weakness, Big, little man of the Interwebs. Don't let them see you sweat, like you let us see you sweat. That's how the herd is culled, undesirable alleles and all.
 
You mean Commander in Chief? Oh, I get it -- you made fun of her being female! Is this the type of independent thought I'm supposed to strive for, and gets liked by @CBradSmith ?
No nimrod. I used a gender specific insult. I don't detest her because she's a woman. I detest her because she's a lying bitch unfit for public office. Her husband is a pile of shit too. Do I dislike him because he's a male?

Should I use a male gender insult? Or should I use something gender neutral so that I don't offend somebody that isn't cisgendered?

The liberal group think is amazing. It's like an ant colony, a bunch of dumbass drones controlled by the Queen.
 
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Good, I'm doing something right if you detest me. You like and relate to the usual stream of queefs, cankles, bitch, etc. So own it - don't bitch when someone calls it out. If you consider yourself thoughtful then act like it and don't act like you have screaming misogynistic mommy issues like the other dumbasses on here.

You wouldn't "like" and support that stuff in front of a female boss, would you? You know why you like it on here but you wouldn't in front of a female? Because you're a chickenshit. Always have been - always will be.
This is hilarious! I'm sure it wasn't your intent, but it is damn funny.
 
This is hilarious! I'm sure it wasn't your intent, but it is damn funny.

One thought -- give me one original thought. Not dogma, but something from your OWN MIND - not from Rush or Hannity, but yours. You can do it! Brad obviously can't but I'm holding out hope for you.

P.S. Leave out the usual references to HRC's vagina, feet, queefs and the usual neurotic, mommy-hated-me shit if possible...
 
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But Big, little man can't figure out words and things. Big, little man elects to not engage in productive dialogue, because Big, little man, ultimately, is weak.

Queef! Hildabitch! Burp. Vagina! Hag! Fart. Cankles!

Is that better? Now am I making conservative sense like you relate to?
 
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One thought -- give me one original thought. Not dogma, but something from your OWN MIND - not from Rush or Hannity, but yours. You can do it! Brad obviously can't but I'm holding out hope for you.

P.S. Leave out the usual references to HRC's vagina, feet, queefs and the usual neurotic, mommy-hated-me shit if possible...
So if a man insults a woman he's a misogynist according to you logic. If a woman insults a man is she a misandrist? When Hillary speaks poorly of Trump, is she being misandristic?
 
So if a man insults a woman he's a misogynist according to you logic. If a woman insults a man is she a misandrist? When Hillary speaks poorly of Trump, is she being misandristic?

Misandristic, WTF? She's a lying sack, dog kicking, broken douche nozzle, cankled POS! Hell, next thing we know you'll be parsing the meaning of "is"!:eek:
 
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Hey, I didn't make that shit up. The left has a useless term for everything. White Privilege!
 
So if a man insults a woman he's a misogynist according to you logic. If a woman insults a man is she a misandrist? When Hillary speaks poorly of Trump, is she being misandristic?

You really can't distinguish between criticizing a person and criticizing their sex, can you? Great education they're providing down in Norman...
 
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