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Uhhh...

Alpha Poke

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Based on your knowledge of how shit works, I’d say since you were born...so 23 years?

So I lied about living in Washington lol...also, do you think I lived with them throughout college. And I’m 23?

Lol...wow you’re slow
 
So I lied about living in Washington lol...also, do you think I lived with them throughout college. And I’m 23?

Lol...wow you’re slow
Wait, you went to college? Please tell me it was not OSU. When you say "went" you mean traveled to the college and walked around campus right? Was there any accident after college? Do you have to wear a helmet when you are microwaving... err uh I mean "grilling" food at Red Lobster?
 
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Wait, you went to college? Please tell me it was not OSU. When you say "went" you mean traveled to the college and walked around campus right? Was there any accident after college? Do you have to wear a helmet when you are microwaving... err uh I mean "grilling" food at Red Lobster?

Would you like to see my diploma...from...(gasp)...Oklahoma State University?
 
Wait, you went to college? Please tell me it was not OSU. When you say "went" you mean traveled to the college and walked around campus right? Was there any accident after college? Do you have to wear a helmet when you are microwaving... err uh I mean "grilling" food at Red Lobster?

I’m gonna rich for inventing the worlds first microwave that cooks a medium-rare NY strip and rock lobster to perfection lol.
 
So I lied about living in Washington lol...also, do you think I lived with them throughout college. And I’m 23?

Lol...wow you’re slow

Wait, so you lied about living in Washington?

And, you're early 30's big slow...

Wait, he’s in his 30s and lives with parents and doesn’t know shit? And he has a college degree? Damn, I just assumed he was early 20s and too lazy to get off the tit.
 
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