Pence: Well next is the matter of the 70,000 left homeless by Dorian in the Bahamas.
Trump: Dorian? Who’s that? I dont know anyone named Dorian...You mean Obama??
Pence: The hurricane, sir. Hurricane Dorian.
Trump: Oh you mean those worthless mudholers, and rapists who didn’t have enough sense to come in out of the rain?
Pence: Yes, sir. We could toss some paper towels. Have you considered that?
Trump: Fvck em Mike! Are you out of your mind?? Trump didn’t cause the fvcking hurricane!!!.let em drown. Where’s my sharpie? Next!