Ok. I'm only 42, and the big question will be "but why on earth did you have to have a knee replaced so young???"...well, look around a bit and you will see other folks even younger. But to fully answer that, I would need to produce a long story....so let's just leave it at the fact that I played really hard as a young man, I have always been very muscular and a bit on the larger side, and lymphoma and the chemo that came with it did the rest...
So, now to the important shit. My right knee was bowed in like Pistol Pete. Been that way for years. I was bone on bone with what appeared to be fractures around the medial aspect of the joint, and if I tried to lock my leg strait and shift weight to it when standing, I would almost end up in the floor from the pain trying to get the bastard to break loose. Swelling. Cussing. Angry and in pain for a long time.
Anyway, the surgery was a breeze. Right lower extremity adductor block by Anesthesia and I woke up happy. Was walking 3 hours after surgery with assistance, but the block took 36 hours to fully wear off before I could fire my quadriceps and fully function. The worst part is taking a shit. While healing and especially with that block, you must be very careful whilst placing your ass square on the hopper. I almost had a nasty spill that would have ended with me staring at my new prosthetic while shit oozed into the fun little nooks and crannies of bleeding bone had I not caught myself with my right arm. I'm not even joking. The nurse was the same size as my wife at like 5 feet and 100 pounds, and handling 260 pounds of sleepy and numb jut wasn't happenin.
Was home the 3rd day, been doing good, just taking ibuprofen and doing some excercises to bust up scar tissue. I'm one week out and going back to work this morning. I hate laying on my ass. I work from home so no big deal. If anyone is putting it off, don't. Just do it. It really isn't that bad at all.
So, now to the important shit. My right knee was bowed in like Pistol Pete. Been that way for years. I was bone on bone with what appeared to be fractures around the medial aspect of the joint, and if I tried to lock my leg strait and shift weight to it when standing, I would almost end up in the floor from the pain trying to get the bastard to break loose. Swelling. Cussing. Angry and in pain for a long time.
Anyway, the surgery was a breeze. Right lower extremity adductor block by Anesthesia and I woke up happy. Was walking 3 hours after surgery with assistance, but the block took 36 hours to fully wear off before I could fire my quadriceps and fully function. The worst part is taking a shit. While healing and especially with that block, you must be very careful whilst placing your ass square on the hopper. I almost had a nasty spill that would have ended with me staring at my new prosthetic while shit oozed into the fun little nooks and crannies of bleeding bone had I not caught myself with my right arm. I'm not even joking. The nurse was the same size as my wife at like 5 feet and 100 pounds, and handling 260 pounds of sleepy and numb jut wasn't happenin.
Was home the 3rd day, been doing good, just taking ibuprofen and doing some excercises to bust up scar tissue. I'm one week out and going back to work this morning. I hate laying on my ass. I work from home so no big deal. If anyone is putting it off, don't. Just do it. It really isn't that bad at all.