This response made me LOL

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

 

[Rdcldad]

i donated every can of food in my parents pantry to a can drive

lord help the squirrels and dove in the backyard and geese on the golf course when the big one hits

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

i donated every can of food in my parents pantry to a can drive

lord help the squirrels and dove in the backyard and geese on the golf course when the big one hits

Sounds like “Big One” refers to a Haitian invasion.

 

[Rdcldad]

Sounds like “Big One” refers to a Haitian invasion.

ya they big mad cank’s foundation harvested their children

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

ya they big mad cank’s foundation harvested their children

Being a pet in our house is a very lonely business. It’s not used for any activities not beginning with “S” (sleep, shave, shower, shit, sex…”). Therefore, we have no pets, but I’ll definitely keep an eye on the ducks in the park.

Now that I think about it, we should detain those sumbitches in the Atchafalaya Basin. Infinite supply of invasive carp, nutria, and feral pigs.

 

[2012Bearcat]

ya they big mad cank’s foundation harvested their children

and pocketed all the money.