Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

[JimmyBob]

· Mexican tap water
· A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
· OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
· A fart when I have diarrhea
· An elevator ride with Ray Rice
· Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
· Michael Jackson's Doctor
· An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
· A Palestinian on a motorcycle
· Gas station Sushi
· A Jimmy Carter economic plan
· Brian Williams news reports
· Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
· Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
· Emails from Nigerian princes
· The Heimlich maneuver from Barney Frank
· A condom made in China
· A prostate exam from Captain Hook
· And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

 

[Colorado_Poke]

Art Briles.

 

[JimmyBob]

I knew this list wasn't complete:

Caitlyn's bush

 

[Medic007]

Bob Stoops?

 

[MegaPoke]

Tom Brady's ballboy.
Jared Fogel with my computer
Every email in my spam filter

 

[wyomingosualum]

Bob Stoops?

That's pushing it....

 

[poke2001]

Adrian Peterson babysitting my children.

 

[Medic007]

A package from Ted Kaczynski.

A blind date with Ted Bundy.

A dinner invitation from Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ryan Broyles at your gas pump.

A Milli Vanilli CD.

Advice on how to be a gangster from Vanilla Ice.

Yellow Snow.

 

[Headhunter]

Joe Biden not to grope anything with a skirt.

 

[greatwhitepoke]

Jerry Sandusky coaching my sons team

 

[JonnyVito]

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

 

[imprimis]

A TSA agent to find the hidden device in carry on luggage.

 

[Bitter Creek]

a sound comment from Cup

 

[ctrawick]

If this thread was not on the political board it would have a chance for the HOF!

Awesome.

 

[EvilPOKES]

Drop the mic at Milli Vinili cd...hahahaha