The Lord's "Climate" Prayer

[JimmyBob]

Gawd bless you Al:

Let us pray:

ALGORE is my shepherd; I shall not think.

He maketh me lie down in Greeneth pastures:

He leadeth me beside the still-freezing waters.

He selleth my soul for CO2:

He leadeth me in the paths of self-righteousness for his own sake.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of reason
I will fear all logic: for thou art with me and thinking for me

Thy Gore’s family oil fortune and thy 10,000 square Gorey foot mansion,they comfort me.

Thou preparest a movie in the presence of contradictory evidence:

Thou anointest mine head with nonsense; my obedience runneth over.

Surely blind faith and hysteria shall follow me all the days of my life:

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[Medic007]

Bravo! Bravo!

 

[CowboyTanker]

That's not the Lord's Climate Prayer.....that's the Twenty Third Balm from King AlGore

 

[JimmyBob]

That's not the Lord's Climate Prayer.....that's the Twenty Third Balm from King AlGore

Well played!