The Book of Trump?

[Pokeabear]

 

[Soonersincefitty]

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There's 3 seconds of my life tragically wasted.

 

[22LR]

 

[GunsOfFrankEaton]

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Wow, she makes Aunt Ester look like a supermodel.

 

[MegaPoke]

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[GunsOfFrankEaton]

Mega, you always have the most appropriate gifs at just the right time. Kudos.

 

[GunsOfFrankEaton]

Wow, she makes Aunt Ester look like a supermodel.

She makes a nasty toilet seat look sanitary.

 

[OUSOONER67]

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[JimmyBob]

She makes a nasty toilet seat look sanitary.

Damn Guns, you just insulted every nasty toilet set in 'merica. WTG!

 

[OUSOONER67]

I have flushed many a brown growlers that looked a lot like her.

 

[imprimis]

When I was a kid a neighbor liked us putting firecrackers in his back pocket and then he ran until it blew up. Rinse and repeat until he got a "spewer" which burned his lower back a bit. No more pocket explosions.