The Babylon Bee Strikes Again
- Thread starter Ponca Dan
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The mullet takes the bait, the mullet takes the bait, hi-ho, the derry-o, the mullet takes the bait. Jeez!
The best satire is that rooted in some semblance of truth or at least a widely-perceived likelihood.
That is a truly funny website. I never realy dig into the Onion, Borowitz, etc. but their stories are hilarious on this one.
‘At Least Hillary Didn’t Win,’ Says Lone Survivor Of Nuclear Apocalypse
“Yeah, Trump had a few character flaws, but at least he wasn’t Hillary,” he said. “Nobody’s perfect. God can use anybody—He used Pharaoh right?”
“I sure am glad I voted for the lesser of two evils,” he added.
As the wild winds of nuclear winter blow across the now-deserted USA and the last American on earth continues to move across the landscape, foraging and scavenging for food, fighting off feral ghouls and radiation-infected giant rats, he rests secure in the knowledge that he didn’t let a woman who lied about her email usage ever make it into the Oval Office, sources confirmed.
Just the headlines:
Local Youth Pastor Super Pumped To Do Whatever He Is Doing Next
Trump Supporter Outraged By Sexual Immorality Of Hollywood
New Museum Memorializes Fallen Heroes In The War On Christmas
Scholars: ‘Love Your Enemies’ Does Not Include People You Disagree With Politically
‘At Least Hillary Didn’t Win,’ Says Lone Survivor Of Nuclear Apocalypse
“Yeah, Trump had a few character flaws, but at least he wasn’t Hillary,” he said. “Nobody’s perfect. God can use anybody—He used Pharaoh right?”
“I sure am glad I voted for the lesser of two evils,” he added.
As the wild winds of nuclear winter blow across the now-deserted USA and the last American on earth continues to move across the landscape, foraging and scavenging for food, fighting off feral ghouls and radiation-infected giant rats, he rests secure in the knowledge that he didn’t let a woman who lied about her email usage ever make it into the Oval Office, sources confirmed.
Just the headlines:
Local Youth Pastor Super Pumped To Do Whatever He Is Doing Next
Trump Supporter Outraged By Sexual Immorality Of Hollywood
New Museum Memorializes Fallen Heroes In The War On Christmas
Scholars: ‘Love Your Enemies’ Does Not Include People You Disagree With Politically
