Stopping a full car length behind the car ahead at stoplight….
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I’m mostly a proponent of this. Why?
First, if that car in front of you stalls, you have room to change lanes and go around it.
Most importantly, though, if I find it necessary to ram into them, it gives me a bit of room to get a little speed going.
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I should have provided an example. Let’s say that I pull up to a stop light and don’t immediately notice that @CowboyUp is in front of me in his Prius. Hell, I don’t even realize it’s Cup until I see the “I’m with her” and Harris/Walz bumper stickers.
Well shit, bro. You’re not gonna need much of a run at that point. But every extra foot is gonna count.
Make more sense now?
Well shit, bro. You’re not gonna need much of a run at that point. But every extra foot is gonna count.
Make more sense now?
lol. I like it.
Plus, I’m jealous of the Wyoming thing. Anyway….
I take issue with it when I’m in a hurry and sometimes some ole sumbitch in their Harris/Walz/Cockholster special is on their phone just a text assin and twitch assin with their other Harris/Walz/Cockholster special drivers/friends/salami hider contenders…then *GASP*….the light changes….and instead of seeing it, this ole LBJ-QT-Butthole surfer has their head buried into a full on message about sammiches and bottom tales, and doesn’t go. When they finally get done typing their favorite flavor of edible dildo, the light has changed and now I’m stuck behind them like their buddy Billy. At the light. It’s maddening.
More often than not there’s a whole slew of these butt spelunkers and instead of 4-5 cars being able to go through the light that has the shortest duration green, only about 2-3 can go, so it just increases time stuck being Billy Behind.
All the gigglin Harris stuff aside, I don’t see the point in such practices when traffic is tight and there’s no way anyone is gonna be able to dart left or right anyway. Just suck up to the car in front of ya, keep your eyes off your phone and away from Billy’s package and pay attention, when you sense movement….push that little pedal on the right and enjoy the symphony under the hood…or, in the case of Billy Behind/Dildo muncher/Butt Pirate, smile gently at the sound of a whirring blender sound, and say a prayer that the batteries don’t run out….
But, that’s just my own opinion, I’m old school and remember when people peeled out at stop lights while listening to Billy Squire, and felt manly about it…..🤣
Plus, I’m jealous of the Wyoming thing. Anyway….
I take issue with it when I’m in a hurry and sometimes some ole sumbitch in their Harris/Walz/Cockholster special is on their phone just a text assin and twitch assin with their other Harris/Walz/Cockholster special drivers/friends/salami hider contenders…then *GASP*….the light changes….and instead of seeing it, this ole LBJ-QT-Butthole surfer has their head buried into a full on message about sammiches and bottom tales, and doesn’t go. When they finally get done typing their favorite flavor of edible dildo, the light has changed and now I’m stuck behind them like their buddy Billy. At the light. It’s maddening.
More often than not there’s a whole slew of these butt spelunkers and instead of 4-5 cars being able to go through the light that has the shortest duration green, only about 2-3 can go, so it just increases time stuck being Billy Behind.
All the gigglin Harris stuff aside, I don’t see the point in such practices when traffic is tight and there’s no way anyone is gonna be able to dart left or right anyway. Just suck up to the car in front of ya, keep your eyes off your phone and away from Billy’s package and pay attention, when you sense movement….push that little pedal on the right and enjoy the symphony under the hood…or, in the case of Billy Behind/Dildo muncher/Butt Pirate, smile gently at the sound of a whirring blender sound, and say a prayer that the batteries don’t run out….
But, that’s just my own opinion, I’m old school and remember when people peeled out at stop lights while listening to Billy Squire, and felt manly about it…..🤣
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