Not my proudest moment as a parent but I still remember taking my daughter to the circus when she was younger. As we were walking up to enter there were a whole bunch of protestors there with their signs and judgemental stares. I told my daughter to say "Daddy, when can we go home and club a baby seal" while she was on my shoulders. They were left speechless as I proceeded inside to piss away $100 bucks on cheap souvenirs. I hate PETA and their ilk.