Random End of Year "Stuff".......

[JimmyBob]

First off, excerpts from old Murphy's Law calendars:

ZAPPA'S LAW: There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

FIRST LAW OF DEBATE: Never argue with a fool -- people might not know the difference.

FAIRFAX'S LAW: Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result,
are fair facts for the argument.

HANLON'S RAZOR: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

FOSTER'S LAW: The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault-finders.

FAGIN'S RULE ON PAST PREDICTION: Hindsight is an exact science.

MAE WEST'S OBSERVATION: To err is human, but it feels divine.

Miscellaneous: "Fishing is the chance to wash one's soul with pure air." (Herbert Hoover)

For New Year's Eve drinkers:

He is not drunk who from the floor can rise again and drink some more;

But he is drunk who prostate lies and cannot drink and cannot rise.

Last from an old Dallas friend: Life is not a chair of bowlies.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

Brother! 😂👍