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Medic007

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Sep 25, 2006
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Speaking of FiFis, how many times have you been duped by truckers, dickbreath? You've dodged that question repeatedly. Makes me think you're likely still being duped on the regular today. Let me help. Demand cash up front like your dad did.

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More like this:

(Trucker): Psst. Fella. How you doing?

Wharry: Alright, alright, alright. Where ya from, big guy?

T: Idaho. Haulin' some taters to Florida. So what are you doing in the back of this truck stop?

W: Uh... I got turned around leaving church.

T: You wanna come into my cab? Earn $20 the easy way?

W: $30.

T: $25.

W: Okay, but it's my birthday.

T: I'll give you a present you won't forget.

W: I want $25 for my birthday.

T: I'll give you whatever you want, sausage tits. Just get in here.

W: Let me see the money.

T: Here ya go.

W: No, not that money, the real money. Zip up, you'll get us arrested.

T: You gotta come up here and get in first.

W: No, I've fallen for that before and it still hurts to fart. Not a chance.

T: Here's a five. Truth is, it's all I have.

W: Okay, but you have to give me a birthday present.

T: Oh, I'll give you a present. Come up here and sit on my lap, fatass.

W: Let me see the $5.

T: I only have two dollars.

W: (Sigh). Well..... okay. But I get to climb up on the passenger side and look inside real good first.

T: Nope, you have to put on this blindfold and these handcuffs and climb over me then you can have your $2.

W: This reminds me of when my grandmother got meals on wheels -- she said the drivers were really nice. I'm against meals on wheels because I think it's wasteful.

T: Did you bring a rubber?

W: I found one behind the dumpster, see?

T: It has a hole and some gum on it.

W: I washed it off. Why waste?

T: You gotta get a rubber. Not a used one, either. I'm tired of you lot lizards spreading stuff around.

W: Libtard. I'll go get you one, but you have to pay for it.

T: I'm paying you $2.00 That's all you're getting.

W: But a rubber is $2.50. I'll go in the hole $.50.

(silence)

W: Hang on, I'll go get us one. Don't forget it's my birthday.

T: Hurry up.
 
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Syskatine

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Speaking of FiFis, how many times have you been duped by truckers, dickbreath? You've dodged that question repeatedly. Makes me think you're likely still being duped on the regular today. Let me help. Demand cash up front like your dad did.

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Lol flailey got him now! Go, Flailey, go!


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