Pack on 15+ Pounds of Pure Fat in 8 Weeks

[Medic007]

Beer daily. When you think you've had enough, drink more. If remembered how much you drank the day before, you didn't drink enough.

Food. More than you can eat. Lots of it. After you've eaten that much, eat more. Anything that resembles a vegetable must be avoided.

Exercise. None of it.

Cardiologist. Post cycle.

If you don't get blubbered in 8 weeks on this plan, you are probably going to fail at anything else you try in life. In case of failure, seek the nearest railroad tracks and wait patiently. Your time to shine is just down the tracks.

All legal crap about my plan should be referred to my attorney.
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[CowboyJD]

Your attorney ain't touching this one. Neither is his chihuahua.

 

[Medic007]

Dammit. Not even the Chihuahua? He was the expert legal counsel I was counting on. Oh well, I guess it's time to break out Mr. Counselor Sock Puppet. Pronounced Mr. Sogggggck Pupaay, according the the Francloenglish. He's my left hand guy. Not as coordinated as my right hand guy, but I only have the two of them...
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